so let me tell y'all about this little story i just recalled a split second ago
i would like to think that this was the work of fate but honestly considering to contents of this story i think satan just decided yeah this is the right time to return this ship's memories for one moment
back when i was like 12-13ish ( 7th grade or whatever IDK WHAT THE GRADE SYSTEM IS ANYMORE ) i has to do a presentation on vietnam
yes, very harmless, very innocent, and i rather enjoyed researching about how vietnam was split into two parts like korea rn and how imperialism essentially ruined another southeast asian country, it was very educational
anyway, i proceeded to search for vietnam's national currency because it was one of the mandatory things i had to put on the presentation, so i thought ok lets go into the depths of google
for your information, vietnam's national currency is the "dong" — little me found (inherently) nothing wrong with it, and honestly, i still don't see what's wrong with it
H O W E V E R
google was like, "ah yes, you are definitely a [censored for your piece of mind] [something vaguely s*xual], we know exactly what you want!"
and you know what i found?
dongs.
and it was the FARTHEST thing from a piece of paper with numbers on it
anyway, i was left to compute this information and i immediately closed the tab. like the flash could not compare to me. i WAS speed.
so i can never get that out of my mind now, thank you google
