(*Tommy Thayer hasn't been answering Vixen91's texts or calls, and so, the host and the girls decided to help Vixen91 get her revenge as a dare*)
Me: He's so gonna get it! While we're out doing some girly things, I'm going to dare Tommy to play a very popular horror game on Roblox!
Vixen91: *giggles* Good idea.
Eli: Doesn't Tommy even have a Roblox account?
Me: Well, technically he does not. But I've caught him playing Roblox on the computer, and I think he's got a guest account. Even Ace and Paul play it sometimes.
(*This is not irl, AKA "in real life"*)
Vixen91: We better get him over here so we can leave at a decent time. I booked a spa day for all of us.
Me: Cool!
*So, the girls go and find Tommy Thayer, and when they do, they ask him to play a new Roblox game on the computer*
Tommy: *smiles* Okay girls, if you insist.
*Tommy sits by the computer as he puts on his reading glasses*
*The title of the roblox game appears on the screen*
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Tommy: Okay...this game looks weird.
Me: Let's go ladies!
Vixen91: We'll be back! See you later my husband!
*Tommy smiles at Vixen91 and blows her a kiss goodbye*
Me: *gets into the limo* He's going to get it so bad!
Vixen91: Yes he will.
(*Two hours later...*)
(*The host, Eli, and Vixen91 are at a nail salon and they are getting a manicure and a pedicure*)
*Tommy gets jumpscared from the Banana that ate his roblox character*
Tommy: AAAAH! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! 😱😖
Ace: This sure is a scary game alright...
Paul: I agree.
Eric Singer: Same here.
*Tommy Thayer takes out his cellphone to see that he got a text Vixen91, and then he texts her back*
*About fifteen minutes later, Tommy gets no texts back from Vixen91*
Tommy: Damn it...she's not answering.
Gene: Ah. Don't worry. She's probably just busy.
Tommy: I guess you're right.
Ace: Let's play that game again!
Tommy: *waits for the next round*
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
(*Many hours later, Vixen91 and the girls finally return to the spare building*)
(*By now, it was early evening*)
Me: *opens the front door* Hello?! Anybody here?
Eli: We brought home some dinner!
Eric Carr: FOOD?! Where?!
*Eric Carr changes into his Fox form and he run out of the living room*
Me: Hey silly Fox! *pets Eric Carr's fluffy Fox head* Do you know where Vinnie is?
Vinnie: *teleports to me using his golden kissterian powers* I'm here!
Me: VINNIE!
*The Ankh Warrior and the host share a hug and quick makeout session*
Ace: *also teleports into the kitchen* I'm starving!
Gene: What's for dinner?
Me: My personal favorite! Mexican food from a restaurant called Miguel's.
Paul: Looks good to me.
Vixen91: Tommy, we need to have a talk.
Tommy: Okay...
Eli: Petey-Bear!
Peter: Hey there, my sexy little kitten!
*Peter and Eli share a hug while they both purr happily*
Bruce: Eric, wait your turn.
*Bruce gently shoos the Fox away so that Eric Carr wouldn't steal someone else's food*
Vixen91: Tommy, you haven't been answering any of my calls or texts.
Tommy: I know. It's just that me and the guys have been really busy rehearsing because we're going back to our End of The Road tour, since we had to stop early due to the pandemic.
Vixen91: But now that COVID-19 is going away, everything can go back to normal.
Tommy: I'm sorry, my sexy wife. *hugs Vixen91*
Vixen91: *hugs Tommy* It's okay, my husband. I forgive you.
