(*It has been a day or two since Eric Carr the Fox and Suzy officially became a couple and now Eric Carr has become more horny than usual, but Suzy doesn't mind as she knows that Eric Carr loves her*)
Me: Vixen91 has got herself a dare to do!
Ace: But where is she?
Paul: I don't know.
Tommy: She told earlier this evening that she was going out for a walk in the woods to look for snakes.
Gene: Huh...weird.
Suzy: Oh my god! What is that?!
*Suzy points to a snake that was outside in the backyard slithering across the grass*
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Me: Oh crap! That's a king cobra! It's one of the most venomous snakes on the planet earth. Everyone, look out!
Vinnie: Hmm...that snake looks familiar.
Eric Carr: *is running away to hide in his Fox den*
Suzy: *hides underneath the blanket*
Paul: EVERYBODY RUN! 😱
*There is lots of screaming heard as everyone runs away to find a place to hide*
*The king cobra hisses and chases the ankh warrior as he tries to run away and protect me*
Vinnie: *holds up his ankh Warrior scepter and it glows a golden aurora* Stay back! I have a weapon and I'm not afraid to use it.
Vixen91: *changes back to normal* Got'cha!
Vinnie: WHAT?!
Me: Guys! Come here!
*The rest of the KISS guys teleport to me and Vinnie's bedroom*
Tommy: So, you were the one that was trying to scare the hell outta of us?
Vixen91: *giggles* Yes, and it worked perfectly.
Suzy: *looks into the Fox den outside and sees Eric Carr hiding* It's okay Eric, Vixen91 was just playing a joke on us.
