Me: Okay ladies, Tommy Thayer said that he would be coming Tuesday or Monday of this week and HE FREAKIN LIED TO VIXEN91 ABOUT IT.
Vixen91: I am very upset with him! *starts crying*
Eli: Ohh no, you poor thing! 🥺
Suzy: Group hug! 😣
(*Me, Suzy, and Eli hug Vixen91*)
Me: I already know what to do with that second spaceman and we're going to be taking EXTREME measures to do this mean prank on him.
(*Michael Jackson climbs in through mine and Vinnie's bedroom window*)
Michael: I know you're upset with Tommy, but I am REALLY nervous about doing this.
Me: Michael Jackson is going to be pretend that he's attracted to Vixen91, and that'll REALLY give him something to think about next time he tells a great white lie.
Michael: But what if he gets so mad, that he tries to shame me or my family?
Suzy: Don't worry Michael! We'll make sure that he won't do that.
Me: Because if he does, then I AM SERIOUSLY GOING TO DESTROY ONE OF THE THINGS HE LIKES BEST. 👿
Michael: And what's that?
Me: One of his guitars. 😈
Vixen91: I promise that we will make sure that Tommy doesn't try to hurt you or your family.
Michael: Okay, I believe you, girls. Now, can we please get this over with?
Me: You bet your moonwalking ass we can! 😜
Vixen91: Okay, Michael. All you have to do is pretend that you're attracted to me and then whenever we think that Tommy has learned his lesson about lying to me, then Emily will call the driver who works for you and they'll come here and take you home.
Michael: That should be easy for me, because I have flirted with a lot of pretty girls back in the day.
(*Emily, Vixen91, Eli, and Eli all giggle*)
(*Meanwhile, in the backyard with the Kiss guys...*)
Paul: *throws an orange and black colored tennis ball across the yard*
(*Eric Carr changes into his animal form and goes after the toy*)
Vinnie: Come on Eric, bring in here! 😃
Eric Carr: *grabs the tennis ball with his mouth and runs back to Paul and Vinnie*
Paul: *chuckles* Good job, Eric.
Vinnie: Can I throw it this time, Paul?
Paul: Sure thing, Ankh. *gives the orange and black colored tennis ball across the yard*
(*Eric Carr wags his fluffy fox tail as he buried the toy in a fox hole*)
Vixen91: *giggles when Michael Jackson playfully slaps her on the butt*
Tommy: *is speechless* 😦
Vixen91: Your hair is so adorable Michael. Can I put braids in it?
Michael: *giggles* Yes, Vixen91. Just be gentle because my scalp is really sensitive.
*Vixen91 sits down on a beach down and Michael does the same*
Michael: Mmm...this feels nice.
Me: Hey Vinnie! I brought you something to drink. *gives the Ankh Warrior a water bottle*
Vinnie: Oh! Thank you, darlin! *gives me a kiss on the cheek*
*All of a sudden, an angry spaceman stomps over to where Michael Jackson was sitting*
Tommy: HEY YOU!
Michael: *is confused* Um...can I help you with anything?
Tommy: As a matter of fact, YOU CAN START OFF BY KEEPING YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY WIFE!
Me: *covers my ears because I'm autistic and don't like loud noises*
Michael: *stands up in front of Tommy* W-what did you just say to me?
Tommy: *glares at Michael, his KISSterian lightning powers are showing* I SAID STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE!
*Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, and Eric Singer come outside as they heard all the yelling in the backyard*
Paul: What on earth is going on here??
Michael: How could you be so mean to me?! I was just spending time with her. As friends!
Tommy: *his kissterian lightning powers are getting stronger and more powerful*
Ace: ACK! He's gonna blow!
Peter: Somebody stop him!
(*In all the madness that was happening between Tommy Thayer and Michael Jackson, Emily tried to stop them by asking the second spaceman to go to his bedroom and calm down*)
(*The sky grew darker and the clouds turned into gray, and Tommy's eyes were white as he summoned bolts of lightning from his Kissterian powers*)
Tommy: LEAVE THIS PLACE OR I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET IT! 😠⚡️⚡️⚡️
Michael: (is literally frightened*) Please! Don't hurt me! I beg of you! 😰
Eli: Thomas Cunningham Thayer! You better stop all this chaos right now!
Gene: You're gonna accidentally hurt someone!
Tommy: NO! I REFUSE TO LET—
Me: Tommy! Please stop!
(*When Emily grabbed ahold of Tommy's hand, his Kissterian lightning powers electrocuted her because he was so pissed off to the maximum*)
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KAPOW!
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Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *goes flying in the air and lands on the spare building roof*
Vinnie: NOOOO! MY BABY! (rushes over to Emily*)
Paul: GENE! Call 911! 🤯
Gene: (*quickly pulls out his cellphone and dials 911 for an ambulance*)
Vixen91: TOMMY! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE! YOU HURT ONE OF MY FRIENDS AND SHE IS AUSTISTIC! 😱🤬🤬
(*Minutes later, an ambulance arrived at the spare building and two or four EMS workers rushed in with a stretcher and a blanket, and they put Emily on it and they rushed her to the nearest hospital*)
Vinnie: (*is in his Kissterian form hysterically crying in anger and sadness while Michael Jackson is trying to comfort him*)
Ace: Um guys? I think Tommy ran away.
Paul: Crap! We have to find him!
(*Everyone scrambles to the Kiss limo, except Vixen91, Michael Jackson, Vinnie Vincent, and Eric Carr, who are all going to the hospital to make sure that Emily is going to be okay*)
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Truth Or Dare With Kiss (26)
HumorThe TWENTY-SIXTH book to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.
