Me: Oooh...Vinnie's got a dare!
Vinnie: *blushes slightly and smiles* What's my dare, darlin?
Eric Carr: Yeah, what's the dare "DARLIN"?
*Everyone else laughs because Eric Carr the Fox is only teasing the Ankh Warrior in a playful way*
Me: *looks at the paper* It says that you've been dared to eat one bite of hamburger.
Vinnie: What?? Oh no, I can't do that.
Suzy: Why not Vinnie?
Vinnie: Because I'm a vegetarian.
Me: Which means that he doesn't eat any meat, even though it's good for you and has protein in it.
Paul: Come on Vinnie, just try one bite.
Vinnie: I will NOT eat an innocent animal just for somebody's entertainment.
Ace: But you gotta do the dare, curly!
Peter: Yeah!
Vinnie: Nope. I won't eat one bite of that garbage that you guys call meat and protein.
Me: He's not gonna do it, guys. Trust me, when we first met, I fixed him a hamburger for a quick lunch and he refused to eat it, no matter what.
Gene: You've never even tried it before, Vinnie. Stop acting like a stubborn goat and try a piece of meat.
Vinnie: N-O. What does that spell, hm? NO! 😖
Eric Carr: Just a teensy whincy little bite? *gives Vinnie the puppy-dog eyes*
Eric Singer: *picks up a smash burger and puts it in the Ankh Warrior's face* Here the comes the train...choo! choo!
Paul: *chuckles*
Vinnie: No! 😣
Me: Stop it guys, you're annoying the crap out of him.
Vinnie: *crosses his arms in annoyance and looks the other way* 😐
*Vixen91 and her husband Tommy Thayer return to the spare building after spending the day together*
Vixen91: What's going on here?
Eric Carr: Vinnie received a dare from one of our fans and he won't do it.
Peter: We've tried everything.
Vinnie: *glares at everyone else, except me, Vixen91, and Tommy Thayer*
*The host can feels herself getting angry and switches into my KISSterian form, which was an Egyptian solid black cat with a hot pink ankh symbol on my forehead*
Me: *stands in front of the Ankh Warrior, growling fiercely* OKAY THAT'S IT! YOU GUYS CLEARLY ARE TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND THAT AFTER THREE OR FOUR TIMES VINNE HAS SAID THAT HE'S A VEGETARIAN! STOP PUSHING HIS BUTTONS, YOU EGO-LISTIC BASTARDS! 😾
Vinnie: *tries to calm me down by petting me*
Paul: I think we better skip this dare.
Eric Singer: Yeah...I guess Vinnie isn't budging this time.
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Truth Or Dare With Kiss (26)
HumorThe TWENTY-SIXTH book to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.
