Me: Hey guys! Suzy just told me that she's ready to take her relationship with Eric Carr to the next level.
Vinnie: I'll go get him.
*The Ankh Warrior goes outside to Eric Carr's fox den and when he came back, he was holding up a piece of raw meat to lure that silly fox inside, and Eric was eagerly following him while trying to grab the raw meat with his mouth*
*The Fox eats the piece of raw meat, wagging his tail happily*
Paul: *smiles* Tell him what you wanted to do, Suzy.
Suzy: Eric?
*The little fox looks up at Suzy, tilting his head to the side in curiosity*
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Suzy: I want to take our relationship to the next level. I want to be your vixen.
Eric Carr: *quickly switches to his regular form* Ohh yesss! I would LOVE to take our relationship to the next level!
*Everyone laughs at the Fox's silliness*
Suzy: Aww! I'm glad to hear that my handsome Fox.
*Eric Carr and Suzy affectionately rub their noses together as they walk to the Fox's bedroom, and that's where things get heated*
Me: So cute! *kisses Vinnie on the cheek, making him blush*
