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RIDDLE WAS KINDA SEXY LOL
[ willow- dr. doofenshmirtz
draco- draco daddy
hermione- einstein 2.0
harry- lol the chosen one?
ron- ronald the red head
fred- freddy the red head
george- georgie the red head
neville- snape's personal dufflebag
blaise- blaisey waisey
luna- purest of them all ]
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
hey besties
DRACO DADDY
no
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
why does this mf always gotta ruin my mood
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
anyways
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
i need someone to come help me w potions homework 🥰
EINSTEIN 2.0
im already helping ron with his astronomy assignment
EINSTEIN 2.0
he lacks an incredible amount of common sense, it's going to take me at least an hour just to get thru the directions
RONALD THE RED HEAD
hey quit it asshole im trying
EINSTEIN 2.0
well obviously not hard enough
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
okay what ab u harry
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
im already at the three broomsticks w ginny im sorry :(
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
ill be back in a few hours though if u dont have to hand it in immediately
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
it was due two weeks ago
RONALD THE RED HEAD
and harry STOP TRYING TO SHAG MY SISTER
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
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FREDDIE THE RED HEAD
aw our little sister is all grown up 😪😪
GEORGIE THE RED HEAD
tell her im proud of her harry
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
I HAVE A CRISIS ASSHOLES WHO CAN HELP???
FREDDY THE RED HEAD
me and george are in the middle of pranking mcgonagall, luna n neville r most likely fucking, i saw blaise leave w padma to hogsmeade so that leaves draco
FREDDY THE RED HEAD
have funnn ;)
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
great im stuck w the guy who absolutely hates me 😍🙏
DRACO DADDY
i dont hate u THAT much
DRACO DADDY
ill come to ur dorm in 15 be ready
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
ready for what
DRACO DADDY
so we can go study near the river
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
OOOO FUN
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
we're making a stop to get food
DRACO DADDY
fine
BLAISEY WAISEY
now that's what i call an improvement
DRACO DADDY
oh shut it
BLAISEY WAISEY
have fun u two
BLAISEY WAISEY
LOTS of fun
DRACO DADDY
ignore him willow
DRACO DADDY
open the door god u take so long
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
can u be patient im changing
DRACO DADDY
oh? open the door i could use a show
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
😐
EINSTEIN 2.0
hmm thinking things rn 🤨
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
a crackhead in hogsmeade just told me "i see so much of myself in u" bitch im so fucking mad rn
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
honestly thats accurate
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
shut up orphan
DRACO DADDY
YOOOOOOO 🕴
FREDDY THE RED HEAD
I KNOW SHE DIDNT JUST 😭
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
at least i have the traumatic character development
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
boy ur the blandest of all ...
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
ALL BECAUSE I SAID UR A CRACKHEAD??? we're not friends anymore
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
stop being whiny lol ur parents r dead
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
HOW DO THOSE TWO EVEN CORRELATE WILLOW???
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