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RIDDLE WAS KINDA SEXY LOL
[ willow- dr. doofenshmirtz
draco- draco daddy
hermione- einstein 2.0
harry- lol the chosen one?
ron- ronald the red head
fred- freddy the red head
george- georgie the red head
neville- snape's personal dufflebag
blaise- blaisey waisey
luna- purest of them all ]
EINSTEIN 2.0
oh my god willow why in the world would u put that as the group chat name??
SNAPE'S PERSONAL DUFFLEBAG
if snape somehow sees the group chat pop up on my phone, im dead. not even joking.
GEORGIE THE RED HEAD
my god, neville. snape isnt THAT scary
SNAPE'S PERSONAL DUFFLEBAG
he threatened to kill my toad.
PUREST OF THEM ALL
aww not little trevor :((
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
neville, snapes just a bully. like draco. they're all just secretly insecure. u should rlly pity them.
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
periodt
DRACO DADDY
im right here, assholes.
DRACO DADDY
and im not exactly liking these choice of words.
RONALD THE RED HEAD
we know
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
besides, i think we can all agree that tom riddle was fine as fuck
GEORGIE THE RED HEAD
well, shes not wrong
DRACO DADDY
can we not thirst over a literal war criminal?
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
u had no problem supporting said war criminal 🤭
DRACO DADDY
okay shut up
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
make me, malfoy
RONALD THE RED HEAD
ugh just fuck already
DRACO DADDY
r u mad? i would never even look in her direction.
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
u literally look anemic
DRACO DADDY
im going to ignore that for both of our well- being
EINSTEIN 2.0
^^ men ain't shit 🙄
DRACO
anyways can we focus back on getting this idiot to not fail class for once? i have a life to get back to.
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed 🤨
PUREST OF THEM ALL
so what'd u need help w?
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
everything
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
anyone whos free, come to the library in ten
DRACO DADDY
u wanna do this in person? i can hardly stand any of u over the phone
RONALD THE RED HEAD
touché
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
what can i say? im a hands on learner 🙈
BLAISEY WAISEY
no
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
ugh y'all r always killing my mood 🙄
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
anyways get to the library in 10
EINSTEIN 2.0
already there
RONALD THE RED HEAD
didn't doubt that
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
alright, i found draco walking the halls so i kidnapped him n am forcing him to go to the library w me
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
ronald, get harry, fred, george, n neville. ill get blaise n luna
RONALD THE RED HEAD
a bit bossy isnt she?
DRACO DADDY
im the one getting dragged by this wench.
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
...
DRACO DADDY
i aoligixe for callubg willoe a wench shes the best womah i know
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
how much u wanna bet she has her wand up to his neck?
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
lol
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
hurry up assfaces i cant be in close vicinity w this man for longer
RONALD THE RED HEAD
on our way
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