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RIDDLE WAS KINDA SEXY LOL
[ willow- dr. doofenshmirtz
draco- draco daddy
hermione- einstein 2.0
harry- lol the chosen one?
ron- ronald the red head
fred- freddy the red head
george- georgie the red head
neville- snape's personal dufflebag
blaise- blaisey waisey
luna- purest of them all ]

EINSTEIN 2.0
not neville getting detention from snape AGAIN

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
free my man he aint do nun 😓💯💯
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
it was kinda funny watching him get yelled at tho LOL

DRACO DADDY
for once i agree w u 💀 he hit him on the head n everything w that thick ass book
DRACO DADDY
snape rlly said i woke up chris breezy

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
LMFAOOO

FREDDY THE RED HEAD
AZKABAN 💀💀

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
SEE i told u guys he had a personality

EINSTEIN 2.0
debatable
EINSTEIN 2.0
whatd u get on the test in potions today

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
a 68
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
snape left a note saying i should check w my doctor for any brain problems because he couldnt believe i was naturally this stupid 😓

DRACO DADDY
cant blame the man for being concerned

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
shut it asswipe
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
its not my fault he cant see my potential
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
who has class w cedric next?

DRACO DADDY
sadly, me

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
wack him on the head for me

DRACO DADDY
done deal

RON THE RED HEAD
whatd he do??

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
he SNITCHED on me like a little bitch all because he caught me sneaking out
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
like im sorry we cant all be perfect cedric jesus fuck

EINSTEIN 2.0
u guys r the perfect siblings i swear
EINSTEIN 2.0
i wish i had a sibling :(

RONALD THE RED HEAD
uh no u dont

LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
seriously, they're evil spawns #dudleyneedstobeimprisoned

RONALD THE RED HEAD
cannot believe that airhead was the closest thing u had to a brother

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
L

LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
i think i'd kill to have cedric as a brother

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
yeah until the fucker decides to tattle tale
like a pre-pubescent brat

EINSTEIN 2.0
is that why u got no mail from ur parents 😭

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
YES BRUH
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
idegaf ab the letters, they were supposed to send me  me food from home
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
cedric diggory is ruining my life
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
i hope he never finds the longer side of the blanket
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
i hope his favorite nba player retires
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
i hope when he strains his pasta it all falls down the sinks
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
i hope his gc moves too fast so he cant type out his joke fast enough for it to make sense
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
i hope he gets used for character development
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
i hope he yells out the wrong lyrics at a concert
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
i hope his fitted bedsheets fall off each time he does the other side
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
i hope she goes down to give him head but ends up laughing

FREDDY THE RED HEAD
what in fucks name was that

GEORGIE THE RED HEAD
im a little bit concerned but mostly amused

LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
a LITTLE bit?

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
THAT MF GOT ME GROUNDED HE DESERVES NOTHING.

DRACO DADDY
yeah i laughed

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
im SO glad my pain is funny to u, draco.

LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
u guys wanna go to hogsmeade n get a few butterbeers? willow seems like she needs it
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
its on me

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
EEEEEE I LOVE U
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
ill go get ready

LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
perf girlboss

EINSTEIN 2.0
me and ron will come :)

PUREST OF THEM ALL
i cant come, im helping ginny reorganize her dorm:((

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
tell her to come too, use harry as bait 😼😼

PUREST OF THEM ALL
ok she said yes that was easy

LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
:)

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
ah, young love

GEORGIE THE RED HEAD
fred went back to bed, but ill wake him up n we'll meet up w u guys in 20

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
yayy

BLAISEY WAISEY
i cant come because of pansy, u know how annoying she gets when i hang out w u

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
ugh fine fine
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
what ab u draco?

DRACO DADDY
me?

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
bitch i said ur name didnt i 😐

DRACO DADDY
oh uh i just didnt think u guys wanted me there

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
ur a teeny more tolerable than before, so yes

LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
facts

DRACO DADDY
ok ill think ab it

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
no thinking, ill come around to ur dorm in 15 n u better be ready

DRACO DADDY
fine

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
i love getting my way



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