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RIDDLE WAS KINDA SEXY LOL
[ willow- dr. doofenshmirtz
draco- draco daddy
hermione- einstein 2.0
harry- lol the chosen one?
ron- ronald the red head
fred- freddy the red head
george- georgie the red head
neville- snape's personal dufflebag
blaise- blaisey waisey
luna- purest of them all ]
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
yo im rlly ab to avada kedavra mrs norris
PUREST OF THEM ALL
she's a cat
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
n im a dog woof woof bitch
DRACO DADDY
i need out of this group chat
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
the fucking snitch keeps catching me in the halls after hours n then tells filch so this is my FOURTH day of detention w mcgonagall
BLAISEY WAISEY
why're u even in the halls there's nothing to do
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
maybe for u, i v much enjoy blasting the 1975 in my headphones n dancing by myself
DRACO DADDY
holy shit so it was U i caught in the hallways the other day twirling around in ur fucking spongebob pajamas
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
perhaps, perhaps
EINSTEIN 2.0
ooo do tell what happened 😼
DRACO DADDY
nothing, she literally ran away
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
not my fault ur a SNITCH ur no better than mrs norris 🙄
DRACO DADDY
ur not wrong, i do enjoy constantly getting u gryffindors in trouble
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
why were u in the halls in the first place mr malfoy HUH?
DRACO DADDY
dont call me that
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
ur name in my phone is literally draco daddy n u have a problem w me calling u mr malfoy
DRACO DADDY
can u shut up for once in ur life
FREDDY THE RED HEAD
draco malfoy and his kinks 🙄
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
ANYWAYS
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
hermione wanna go play a prank on pansy lol
EINSTEIN 2.0
do u think i wanna get expelled
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
PLS GIRL I HAVE TO GET BACK AT HER💔
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
shes been pissing me the fuck off like ever since i posted that pic of me n draco on my insta AS A JOKE she thinks im trying to steal her man ???
DADDY DRACO
her man? she said that?
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
"consider this me marking my territory" were her exact words before she spilled water on me 😍
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
girl thinks she's in a movie or something
cuz aint no way
DRACO DADDY
ah so thats why she came into the slytherin common room w a black eye
GEORGIE THE RED HEAD
good job 👏
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
freddy n georgie my two best friends in the whole wide world will u pls assist me in pranking pansy
FREDDY THE RED HEAD
see u KNOW id say yes but mum already beat our arses for borrowing dads car to impress fleur
DRACO DADDY
ill help
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
on what condition u sly minx
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
do u even know what that means?
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
no
DRACO DADDY
no condition, shes just been bugging me
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
okie dokie meet me in my dorm so we can plan what to do
LOL THE CHOSEN ONEv
oooo i see where this is going 😏
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
hello
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
its been like two hours
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
i was joking
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
can anyone hear me
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
pls
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
🙁
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
sorry i couldnt respond quicker, i was too busy getting my back blown out by draco lol ❤️
FREDDIE THE RED HEAD
.... W HAT?
LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
ms girl u better be lying
DRACO DADDY
of course shes lying no need to get ur panties in a twist, potter
EINSTEIN 2.0
tell me why i wouldn't be opposed to the idea
RONALD THE RED HEAD
MIONE HAVE U LOST IT
EINSTEIN 2.0
whaaaaat willow needs some action in her life after getting dumped
DRACO DADDY
?
DRACO DADDY
george dumped u?
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
sadly yes 🥲 its okay he was packing a solid 4 incher anyways
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
plus his name is literally unmoanable i kept thinking of george washington whenever we would fuck
DRACO DADDY
does this mean i can officially ask u for nudes
RONALD THE RED HEAD
exhibit a
DRACO DADDY
sorry for my hormones, weasley. just cuz u arent getting any from granger doesn't mean we all have to take a vow of celibacy in ur honor
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
OHHHH HE WENT THERE
RONALD THE RED HEAD
FOR UR INFORMATION, IVE BEEN GETTING A LOT.
EINSTEIN 2.0
from who 🤨
RONALD THE RED HEAD
someone avada kedavra me already
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
on it!!! <3
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