Marvel Agents of Shield Texting Group and imagines and scenarios

amnesia

Skye: I WISH THAT I COULD WAKE UP WITH AMNESIA

Ward: AND FORGET ABOUT THE STUPID LITTLE THINGS

Skye: what are you doing

Ward: singin the song

Skye: what song?

Ward- the uhhh 5sos one

Skye: I dont listen to 5sos

Ward: oh. So why do you wanna wake up with amnesia

Skye: oh I'm bored

Ward:ok then

Skye: do you listen to 5sos?

Ward: I had to

Skye: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Ward- a mission, look just don't ask, there are now soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many references I can make which you will soon discover

Skye- what the he-

Ward: LALALALALALALALA STOP TALKING

Skye- ward what are y-

Ward- BLAH BALH BALH BALAHDHDK SHHHHHHH

Skye- DONT-

Ward- STOP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOINNGGG

Coulson- skye just let him have his independence-

Ward- THIS IS MY INDEPENDENCE DAY

May- coulson look this is not good-

Ward- GOOD GIRLS ARE BAD GIRLS THAT HAVENT BEEN CAUGHT

Skye- no they aren't

Ward- I DONT WANNA BE ANOTHER SOCIAL CASUALTY

Skye- look I'm just-

Ward- YOU DONT NEED HIM I'LL HELP YOU GET OVER IT JUST SAYING JUST SAYING *gets hit with a chair*

Skye- god I couldn't take it anymore, he's worse than a fangirl

Fitz- ward? 5sos? What a messed up world we live in

Simmons- one of the great unresolved mysteries, like Skye

Skye- like me?

May- 084

Skye- ahhhh ok I'll just drag him back to his room

Coulson- alright be careful try not to hit him

Skye- no promises AC! He was pretty annoying

May- you had the chair, save us some, I wanna beat him up too

Tripplet- yh well get in line

Coulson- save it

Tripplet- sorry he was saying "violation of protocol" for an hour nonstop repeatedly if you stood next to him

Bobbi- yh well deal with it.

Tripplet- well even if you did, he would get this horn thing and blow it at people, man it was horrible

Ward- *wakes up* ughhhhhh why does my head hurt and what happened?

Skye- you fangirled over 5sos

Ward- who's 5sos?

Skye- what?

Coulson- run some tests Simmons, see what happened,  that's not normal

Simmons- oooooooooooh ok

*an hour later*

Simmons- it looks like he was possessed for that time

Coulson- by who?

Simmons- I'm detecting asgardian spells and oh shiiiiit, Loki laufeyson

Coulson- WHAT?

Ward- ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjh

Skye- AHAHAHAHAHSHAHSH

Loki- ikr Skye!

Skye- duuuuude you crack me up

Loki- haha thx I'm hungry Wbu?

Skye- yeah let's go to a pizza place

Loki- And the others?

Skye- leave them idc

*they leave*

Ward- I can't do this anymore

Fitz- do what?

Ward- be with Skye, she likes Loki better than me, I'm gonna break it off

Coulson- good luck, I'll be waiting with  a first aid kit, you'll need it...