Fitz- OMG LOOOOOK ITS DR WHO. ITS ON NETFLIX AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Ward- OHHH EMMMM JEEEE THERES A WHOLE NEW SELECTION OF ACTION MOVIES WOOOOOOOOOOO
Simmons- I HEARD TONY STARK AND BRUCE BANNER DO DRUNK SCIENCE I WANNA DO DRUNK SCIENCE
Coulson- CAPTAINAMERICA
Skye- why is everyone fangirlin??
Fitz: I DID SCIENCE AHHH ITS STARTING SHHHHHHHHH
Skye- what! Why am I not affected :-((((
Fury- JOHNSON!
Skye- AHH .....oh its you. Hi
Fury- what the hell happened?
Skye- pshhht idk
Fury- fix it!
Skye- no u fix it!!!
Fury- fix it or so help me god...
Skye- hey! Don't use the lords name in vain. Ugh so disrespectful!
Fury- Skye....
Skye- Nicholas.....
Fury- grr I give up
Skye- bloody hell they're Fangirling!!!!
Fury- right. I'll get an antidote...
Skye- what? Theres no antid-
Fury- BIIIIII
(Fury has logged off)
Skye- ok fix it.....let's start with coulson
Coulson- OH EM GE I CAN MAKE STEVES UNIFORM LOOK PRETTY AND PATRIOTIC
Skye- *rings Steve* yeah I need ur help...uh now?.....10mins OK BE QUICK
*10 MINS L8ER*
Steve- I'm here!
Coulson- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKL
Steve- Coulson.... Don't let this "fandom" drag you down............
PULL URSELF TOGETHER MAN GET WITH IT
Coulson- ohhh ughhh what happened
Skye- you....fangirled
Coulson- *gasp*
Steve- uhhhh Skye....what's wrong with the others......
Ward- FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL
Skye- ooh! I can deal with ward.... *calls Loki* hi yh uh help....now...alright... No you will not need a baseball bat....no Fangirling is not a disease....or a virus....or gonna get rid of humanity....fgs get here!
Loki- I'm here
Skye- ward is obsessed with watching fighting and killing ...... Can you scare him so much he'll break out of fanboy whatever?
Loki- yep.
Ward- *sits with iPad watching TV* *watches avengers* man Loki is CREEEEEEEEEEPYYYYYYY
Loki- BOO
Ward- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH uhhhh uggghghghgh what happened.... Whoah! Loki!!!
Loki- hello funny mortal
Ward- hi......I'm bored
Loki- as am I
Ward- what happened to jemma? Is she drunk!!! Oh I gotta see this!!
Loki- wait for me!!!!!
Skye- WE HAVE TO FIX HER!!!!!!!
Jemma- I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV DRUUNKKK SCIENCCCCCEEEE...WHAT ELSE DO I LUV? I LOVE FITZ
Fitz- DR WHO? DR FITZ!!! YOU LOVE MEEEEE! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU
Coulson- fix them
Skye- no! Wait.....
Coulson- its probably ur fault anyway..... OH I GOTTA CHECK ON MAY! MAYBE SHE'S....SMILING!!!!!!!!!!
Jemma- DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK SCIIIIIIEEEEENNNNNCCCCCCEEEEEEE
Fitz- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE DR WHOOOOOOOOO AND JEMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAA
Skye- ugh....huh? drunk science?? tony stark and hulk do that! *calls tony stark* hey.......yh like 10 mins....ok!! no they're Fangirling! drunk science? yh jemma is doing that.....no dont join her! FIX FITZ ...why? hes the engineer. OH AND GET BRUCE TO FIX JEMMA
*science bros arrive*
Jemma- BRUCE BANNER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SJEHEGEKOWHEVDBDN
Fitz- IRONMANIRONMANIRONMANIRONMANIRONMAN
Tony- I like this kid! :D
Skye- ARRRGHHH FIXXXX THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Bruce- hi jemma
Jemma- bruuuuuuuuuce
Bruce- ya know I don't reeeaaalllyyy like drunk science...
Jemma- *gasp* whaaaaaaaa?
Bruce- *injects her* ok she should be asleep
Fitz- *gasp* SCIENCE BROS!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG
Tony- ok I got this one
Fitz- IRON MAN!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYSYAYAYSYSYSYSYSYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAUAUAYAUAUAUAUAYAYAYAYA
Tony- hey kid!!! Are you drunk?
Fitz- nope.
Tony- great! Do you wanna fly around in one of my suits with me?
Fitz- yeah!!!!!!!
Skye- TONY STARK YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT DID YOU. DID YOU??? I DARREEE YOU TO SAY YES. GO ON
Tony- whoah....uhhhh no I didn't *whispers* sorry fitz...
Fitz- ohhhhh
Tony- u can help me modify the Mark 42?
Skye- fine by me
Fitz- yeah!
Tony- gosh....thanks mom
Skye- YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW OLD MAN
Tony- NO....AND I'M NOT OLD!!!!!
Skye- grrrrrr oh fliiiiiiip COULSON DID YA FIX MAY
May- yeah he did.....it was weird...... Ugh I'm going to train
Coulson- uh ur welcome
Skye- whatevs.....
*Skye has disabled this chat*
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