*at the hospital*
Lincoln- hey are there anymore patients?
Nurse- yeah there's a difficult patient in room 3. You can deal with her
Lincoln- gee thanks
Nurse- ugh I don't have time for sass *walks away like a boss*
Lincoln- so moody!
*goes to room 3*
Skye- I know what's wrong with me Doctor Lincoln
Lincoln- Skye?
Skye- actually it's Daisy now
Lincoln- what? Nah you'll always be Skye to me
Skye- ok fine
Coulson- wait so everyone has to call you Daisy but not Lincoln.... I wonder why
Skye- shut up coulson!
Lincoln- wait what's the reason
Coulson- she loooooooooooooves y- *gets punched to the ground*
Skye- AND STAY DOWN
Lincoln- wait.... You like me? Yay!
Skye- yeah
Lincoln- what about ugh ward
Skye- idk we've grown apart.... He left for good
Lincoln- wait he left you? Why would someone leave you?
Skye- ummm he's hydra
Lincoln- oh anyway do you wanna maybe go out?
Skye- I'd love that
Mack- GUYYYYYS THERE'S SOME CREEPY ASS INHUMAN HERE STOP WITH ALL THE LOVEY DOVEY CRAPPINESS OK
Lincoln- *attacks lash with his electricity*
Skye- *attacks lash with her powers*
*Lash escapes*
*ATCU arrive*
Lincoln- oh shit we gotta go Skye these people are bad
Skye- wait I can't leave my team
Lincoln- but you'll get hurt and I can't let that happen
Skye- I can't abandon them. Get to safety
Lincoln- but I can't leave you
Skye- GO!! I'll be fine
*Lincoln goes alone unhappily*
Skye- GUYS LETS GO
* the team get back to the bus*
Coulson- guys do I have a bruise on my face?
May- what!? Uhhh no
*everyone leaves the room*
*Coulson looks in the mirror*
*Coulson screams*
Coulson- LIES! HALF MY FACE LOOKS LIKE A HUGE GRAPE
Skye- eh well I had to shut you up
Coulson- SKYE AND LINCOLN SITTIN IN A TREE K-I-S- *gets tackled by skye*
Skye- *punches Coulson* MY NAME IS DAISY
Coulson- it was worth it
May- wow Phil WOW
Fitz- *is screaming at the monolith* GIVE HER BACK GIVE MY SIMMONS BACK
Skye- oh Fitz we will get her back stop hitting the monolith
Fitz- none of you understand NONE OF YOU
Coulson- I understand
Fitz- oh really OH REALLY how does it feel to have you're other half ripped from you HOW? TELL ME
Coulson- *whispers* Portland
Ward- well I may have some insight on this
Fitz- get out ward GET OUT
Ward- I'm not gonna hurt you
Fitz- yeah? Well I sure as hell can't say the same. I should've killed you when you were in that box in the basement
Coulson- yeah *kicks ward out* you're not cool like us so you can't stay
*in this time Simmons has returned*
Mack- what exactly just happened
Bobbi- who knows Mack who knows
Hunter- HEY WHERES WARD IM GONNA SHOW HIM A THING OR TWO
Bobbi- he's gone hunter it's ok I'm fine
Hunter- he hurt you , he must be killed
Coulson- I gave you a chance AND YOU FAILED
Fitz- I need some air
Simmons- I'll come with you
Coulson- ok I'm going to have dinner with Rosalind so ttyl
*Coulson comes back from dinner covered in blood*
Coulson- HUNTER YOU FAILED YOU FAILED AND NOW SHES DEAD ROSALIND IS DEAD
Skye- Sir-
Coulson- no we need to fight back. WARD MUST DIE NOW
*skip until the portal bit is there*
Fitz- I'm sorry Jemma
Simmons- FITZ NO
*Fitz goes in*
Ward- well see ya round suckers I'm a leader now
*ward jumps in*
*Coulson jumps out of helicopter and right into portal before it closes*
Coulson- ward goes in, but will he make it out?
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