Marvel Agents of Shield Texting Group and imagines and scenarios

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Everyone was extremely bored due to the lack of missions and Skye had had enough. She summoned everyone to the main room as she sat there playing with a deck of cards. Everyone knew how to play bullshit and May was well known within SHIELD to have won every single game. She had never played against Nick Fury or Natasha Romanoff so she had never beaten them or lost against them. Ward was exceptionally good but still lost against May during some missions previously. Coulson had never played before and had only ever observed May winning repeatedly.

(This is them speaking)

Skye- ok I put down 4 queens

Ward- oh come on! Bull fricking shit, ur lying

Skye- read em and weep.....4 queens.

Ward- ugh so many cards

Fitz- I put down 2 aces

May- bullshit I have all aces

Fitz- fine

(Knock on the door) (Ward opens it) (Natasha Romanoff walks in)

Ward- oh uh umm uhhhhh hi?

Nat- hi. Ur Ward right? It was so funny when you were a toddler

Ward- uhhh hehe thx

Skye- awww you're stuttering

Ward- wh-wh-what!? N-n-no I'm not

Nat- real cute. Can I play bullshit with you.

May- sure

Coulson- hey

Nat- yea hi coulson, I'm camping here for a few days, I'm bored of Thor trying to heat up pop tarts with electricity from his hammer. Tony is going mental

*knock on the door*

Ward- OMG its Captain America

Steve- ur ward right? U were such a sweet toddler always looking out for that Skye

Ward- hehe yeah thanks

Steve- sooooooooooo

Ward- wanna play bullshit?

Steve- meh why the hell not?

Nat- oooooh did Steve swear?

Steve- no.

Nat- chill, I'm teasing

Steve- oh well um kinda um..don't?

Nat- sure? That sounds more like a question than a demand

Ward&Skye- *whispers* fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight

Steve & Natasha- we're not gonna fight!

Skye- I FEEEEEL AN OTP COMING ALONG

Ward- YOU SHIP THEM TOO?!?? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!!!!

*banging on the door*

Ward- holy crap on a cracker

Nat- who is it

Loki- is my presence welcome.....or......

Nat- sure come in.

Loki- thank you. I am trying this thing called ummmmmm socialising? I tried it with someone on the street and the pinched me and called me and I quote a "douche bag" what is this douche bag?

Nat- a feminine hygiene product

Loki- well that's rather rude. Ooooooooh can I play?

Skye- but that's unfair ur the god of lies!

Loki- oh I know, thanks for reminding me

*new cards have been dealt out*

Ward- 2 aces

Loki- 4 Queens

Skye- bull shit I have a queen

Loki- everyone show their cards

(Everyone has queens)

Skye- ummn what the fuck?

Loki- do your eyes decieve you or......

Skye- ok ok! You win

Loki- YAY

*thudding noise on door*

*Nat looks out the window*

Nat- Loki there are multiple Fangirls with Loki merchandise....did you use twitter again?

Loki- no I used tumblr

Skye- shit

Loki- what?

Skye- I'm on tumblr and there are some crazyyyy people on here

Ward- fangirls *shudders*

Skye- awww u scared?

Ward- scared af

Steve- oh god!

Nat- he went on tumblr didn't he

Loki- I believe so

A/n sorry its so short.....there will be a part 2 to this, I accept requests as well