A/n from now on ward will be good. And I'm so so so so so so so so so sorry I haven't updated in forever I've just had serious writers block! I take requests as well so feel free to comment! Thx! :-)
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Skye- I'M BAAAAACK
Ward- where were u?
Skye- I went to the zoo with coulson!! I GOT CANDYYYY
Ward- hey um why is your bag moving?! Candy doesn't move!
Skye- uhhhhhhhh pshhht yeah it does
May- Skye....what did you do?
Simmons- ?
Fitz- :0
Skye- sooooooo maybe when coulson was on the phone I snuck off and bought a monkey?
Fitz- YESSSS I LOVE them
Simmons- can we see it?
Skye- he is not an "it"
Simmons- come on!
Ward- hmmmmn.......yeah can we?
Skye- *takes out monkey* *picture on side* let's feed him
Ward- feed him what?
Skye- bananas duhhhh
*monkey jumps from Skye onto ward and hugs him*
Ward- hi little guy! What's his name?
Skye- hasn't got one yet
Ward- let's name him! I think he shld be called grant
Skye- oh I wonder why.
May- Nah Mel is better
Skye- :'-)
May- :D
Coulson- Phil or Steve is better. Cute monkey btw
Skye- ur not mad!?
Coulson- nah he's sooooooo cute!
Fitz- he should be called Mel
Simmons- Mel the monkey. Cool
May- Yay!
Ward- okay! Mel the monkey...here is your new home!!!
Hill- I leave for 2 days and you guys bought a monkey and named him Mel. There's no hope for the world.
*hill has left*
Ward- that was such a confidence booster.
Skye- Mel! Let's get you bananas!!!
*Mel climbs down Ward like he is a tree and tugs at his leg*
Ward- Bananas! I like this monkey :D
*in the kitchen*
Ward- there ya go buddy *hands Mel a banana*
*Mel walks past him and jumps on the counter* *Mel grabs the whole bunch of bananas and takes the one from wards hand*
Ward- ok :-)
*Mel jumps off and runs around the bus looking in every room*
Skye- what's he looking for
*Mel goes into wards room. He puts the bananas on wards bed and lies down. He falls asleep*
Skye- where did he go???
Ward- let's look.....uhhh found him
Skye- where?
Ward- my room
Coulson- awww he really likes u
Ward- yh :∆ he's like made my bed into his nest its kinda cute
Coulson- I think he has claimed ur room as his....let's make that Mel's room
Ward- ok but let's move my stuff and add monkey stuff for him
Skye- yh!! Like climbing stuff and a banana cave
Ward- banana cave? Really?
Skye- fine....banana house
Fitz- he's so cute!
*knock on the door*
Fitz- I'll get it
*deadpool walks in*
Wade- hi
Skye- DEADPOOL
Ward- hiiiiii!!!! Huge fan btw
Wade- well I am awesome. CUTE MONKEY!!!!
*Mel wakes*
Wade- hello little primate.
Mel- *throws banana at him*
Wade- hey! I don't like bananas, they're healthy
Mel- *throws more at him*
Wade- *leaves*
Ward- that was pretty funn- *banana hits his face*
Skye- AHAHAHAHA
ward- can u call the zoo and see why he is throwing bananas
Zoo person- hello?
Skye- hi my monkey keeps on throwing bananas at me and my boyfriend. Why
Ward- boyfriend? I'm not-
Skye- shhhhhhh
Zoo person- it's because he hasn't adjusted or doesn't like his new home. I suggest making it more comfortable for him. Ok bye
Skye- lets buy monkey stuff...
Ward- u said I was ur boyfriend
Skye- uh huh
Ward- but....
Skye- *winks* a girl can dream
Ward- o.O
Coulson- did he faint?
Skye- yep. And now Mel is poking him. Mel!!! Don't do that
Mel- *stops poking ward* *goes down to the training room where Melinda is*
May- hi Mel, you can swing from these bars if you like
*Mel starts swinging from the bars* *climbs down when done and goes to lab*
Fitz- hi little guy!!!!
Simmons- oh fitz isn't he adorable
Fitz- it's like having a child on the bus
Simmons- yeah...um fitz there's something I wanna say. I like y-
Fitz- MEL NO DONT TOUCH THAT
Mel- *takes vial and goes to air vent. Smashes vial*
Simmons- what was in there
Fitz- in an hour everyone is gonna become crazy fangirls
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Marvel Agents of Shield Texting Group and imagines and scenarios
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