WikiHow: My husband's a supervillain.

I'm on the run. I don't know what I'm doing. Now the authorities are after me

Hello! Remember when this was crack? Anyways. Favourite and comment because 90% of y'all don't and that isn't pog. Were getting near the end so much support wanted. Also love everyone who had added this to a reading list, favourited or commented. Y'all make my day <33.

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Ranboo rolls out of his bunk bed because his phone is ringing in his ear. He hit the floor, before shoving his hand onto the pillow to try and bring the phone down too him.

Tubbo snores above him.

Ranboo looked at the ringer. Unknown number. Great, he must had forgotten to add a contact. He slid the answer button, placing the gadget against his ear.

"Hello?" He whispered. Tubbo didn't stir.

"Ranboob!" Ranboo had to move his phone away from his ear. His ringing wasn't that loud, but Tommy could have woken the whole house.

"Can't your neighbours here you?" Ranboo cursed as he balanced his phone on his shoulder and headed down the stairs.

"They're out, that's actually why I called you."
Tubbo would have been better for this conversation. He would have been all polite. If that didn't work he'd do what Ranboo couldn't. Tell Tommy to fuck off and hang up.
Option one (and the final option) was worth a try.

"It's early in the morning Tommy. I'm not in the mood to do crimes. I think Tubbo and I are sick. Can you do some arson or shit without us?" The sentanced was punctuated by a yawn. He raised his hand to try and stop himself.

It failed.

"No no. I'm not calling you because I want to do crime with you Ranboob."

"Then why are you calling?"

"Well, I might have snitched to my brother and he might be the police force, and he might already have your home address. It's all your fault for giving me your number. I guess I'm warning you now, so it wasn't a complete loss."

"I'm sorry what?"

If the police were on their way, that'd mean that they'd been caught. That glitter bomb was a bad idea but now they're known criminals wanted for more than petty vandalism.
"I... I'm going to go wake up Tubbo. Do you know what we're being arrested for?"

His steps weren't enough. Even when Ranboo skipped half of the stairs, his heart was beating faster. More seconds than he should have allowed we're slipping through his fingers.

"Something something... world domination, probably some war crimes. I'm not entirely sure but Wilbur was pretty determined to get you locked up."

Wilbur.

Ranboo's brain hot wired.

He needed Tubbo right now.

He smashed open the door and set the phone down.

"Tubbo wake up."

God forsake him, why did Tubbo sleep so deeply.

"Tubbo, I need you to wake up."

No luck.

"Tubbo, the nuclear weapon went missing. I have it. I stole the nuclear weapon."

He could hear Tommy scream "Holy fuck! You've actually committed war crimes!"

Now was not the time to focus on that fact their friend doubted them.