CHAPTER 3 LIMBO

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"whoa so this is what limbo is like" mike tyson said
"it actually looks just like heaven fun fact" grom reaper said
"cool cool" botmon said as he picked up a piece of flattened lasanga and took a chomp.
in front of them was a huge white and gold castle.
"basically all the rich ppl who arent christian go to limbo" said grom reaper
"ok" mike tyson said "so how do we get to circle two"
"we must ask the king of limbo who lives in that castle." The grom reaper said
"oh then lets go" botmon said
They got to the castle wen two guards stopped them. "STOP" they shouted
"who are you fools" mike tyson asked
"we are socrates and galileo, the guards of this castle" they said
"Arent you guys like super old" botmon said
"not rlly" galileo said "but i did discover Venus"
Botmon barfed lasanga into their nostrils, drowning them.
"nice one man" Mike Tyson said
They opened the gates and went into the castle, where they saw a bunch of old white guys fanning themselves with money.
"what are you doing here?" A man drinking wine asked.
"I am Botmon these r my nigs Mike Tyson and The Grom Reaper. we here to advance to Circle 2" botmon said
the man laughed "do u know who i am? I am dionysous, god of wine"
"damn so ur the loser who got stuck with being the god of wine" the grom reaper said
"How rude" dionysus said
"We wish to speak with ur king" mike tyson said
"ok find but be warned hes the hippest hip hoppin swagmasta thug youll ever meet" dionysous said
"We're ready"mike tyson said
the doors to the king's office swung open and in front of them stood...
Bill Gates, CEO of microsoft who named his company after his dick.
"what do u nerds want" bill gates said.
"we want to go to circle 2" botmon said.
"HAHAHAHA! Then one of u must beat me in a LIMBO CONTEST!" bill gates said
"what a lazy joke" said mike tyson

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