(lol jk no family involved watsoever)
"Mike Tyson how r u a ghost" botmon said
"I can only b a ghost for 3 hours every month. I came 2 tell u somethin. the jooker is now a multimillionare who owns the sydney opera house. he is going to a show there 2night. U must go there and kill him during the show. its the only way." Mike tyson said
"Abraham Lincoln style?" Botmon asked
"Abraham lincoln style" mike tyson said
"Sounds good so do u hav 2 leave now?" botmon asked
"Yes. its good 2 see u my nig. And remember-"
"fuck bitches get money" botmon said
Mike tyson smiled "exactly. Fuck bitches get money." mike tyson then faded away like my mother's dreams of a healthy sex life.
"that was cool cool" botmon said and then he got on his bot-tricycle to go to the tailor shop
He got to Wallaby Tailor Shop around 3. The show was at 8. "hey i need fancy suit but good for running in so i can escape after i assassinate the jooker"
"kk" the kangaroo tailor said. he got a suit so black it reminded botmon of the bags under his eyes after a long night of crushing pussy "this will do" botmon said.
Botmon put on his suit and checked his watch. He had four hours, enough time 2 buy a botarang for killing and a nice emu dinner.
He went 2 "Australian Botarang Store" and got a botarang. Then he went to a real battleground from the Great Emu War and ate some emu roadkill that he of course baked into lasanga before eating. He wiped his mouth and got back on his tricycle
"Time to kill that clownfaced cunt" botmon said b4 he took off down the road with numerous explosions behind him
NEXT TIME: A NICE OPERA
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BOTMON RETURNS
HumorIn this thrilling sequel to the classic Botmon Begins, Botmon battles new and old foes. TWICE THE VILLAINY TWICE THE DEMONS TWICE THE TYSON AND TWICE THE LASANGA dedicated to Mike Tyson
