HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TODAY ON BOTMON TV OUR STARS READ SOME FAN MAIL!
(taking a break from our usual program)
BOTMON: Hello every1 welcum bak to botmon tv 2day me and me frends r gunna reed fan male. This first letter cums from Emmy, a reader of ours:
"This book is fucking trash. I'd rather get strapped to a cactus in the desert and be slowly eaten by bugs than read another chapter of this dumb bullshit"
Well do you know what I think about that Emmy? I think that's a load of fuckin trash and that you should-
OKAYYYY! ONTO OUR NEXT LETTER!
THE GROM REAPER: Hello everyone. Now I will open some mail. This one is from loyal reader oimatey he says:
"omg i luv ur book!!!!! I r8 it 8/8 lol mlg humor is still funny rite guys???? lol anyways u should read my books Caipoo and The Amoozing Spooderman. watever u do dont reed Shot Out lolololololol jk" thanks for that wonderful letter oimatey
NEXT QUESSTIOOOOONNNN!
MIKE TYSON: This one's from another loyal reader, Emma:
"Who's Mike Tyson?" fuck you.
NEXT ONE!
THE JOOKER: ello yall im yere fav 1 who hasnt been in the book yet the jooker! Here is sum mail from another loyal reader who anonymously goes as "Kit Kat":
"Hi, I secretly don't like this book. I just pretend to!" Me 2 kit kat
AND.... THE LAST LETTER
SATAN: lol its me. here is the last letter!:
"hi my name is megan i read this but find it disgusting. Can u guys tone it down a notch?" Hahahahaha fuck you too
ALRIGHTY THEN! WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER, WHEN WE GO TO THE EIGTH CIRCLE OF HELL AND MEET INFAMOUS DRAGON SMOOG
(no offense is meant to the people in this chapter)
YOU ARE READING
BOTMON RETURNS
HumorIn this thrilling sequel to the classic Botmon Begins, Botmon battles new and old foes. TWICE THE VILLAINY TWICE THE DEMONS TWICE THE TYSON AND TWICE THE LASANGA dedicated to Mike Tyson
