botmon returned 2 his hotel room to find shit strewn all over the walls. "holy shit" botmon said
Botmon found a diary on the ground. "whose is this" he opened it up. It said:
'Dear Diary,
Yes it is I The Roddler AKA Tom Riddle. That damn bat-bitch keeps foiling my plans. It's k tho, becuz i kidnapped his best friend Moggie's little sis Both. She's in the basement of the bathroom, the Chamber of Seduction. If he doesn't come soon, ima fuck the shit out of this 12 year old lol
Sincerely,
Tom Riddle AKA The Roddler'
Botmon threw up lasanga all over the hotel room, putting a nice layer of cheesy meat over the crusty shit. "what a fuckin pedo" botmon said as he raced 2 the bathroom
"i hav to speak Roddletongue" botmon said "HOOHEHOOHEESPOOKYRODDLESLOL" the mirror opened like a door. Botmon went in
He slid down a huge slide made of riddle books. At the end he plopped onto a pile of chicken bones. "oh no" he saw the Roddler taking Both's shirt off.
"YOU FUKIN PEDO" botmon said as he ran at the roddler
"oh shite" the roddler said "well im screwed. TIME TO STALL FOR TIME! hey botmon what is scaly native 2 australia and looks like a gator"
"A crocodile?" Botmon said
"Yep! You could say... A Kollor Croc!" The roddler said b4 he ran away. A big crocodile man came out of the wall. "I AM KOLLOR CROC!" The thing said
"well we're boned" botmon and both said at the same time
NEXT TIME: PURE BLOOD ON THE WALLS
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BOTMON RETURNS
HumorIn this thrilling sequel to the classic Botmon Begins, Botmon battles new and old foes. TWICE THE VILLAINY TWICE THE DEMONS TWICE THE TYSON AND TWICE THE LASANGA dedicated to Mike Tyson
