CHAPTER 35: THE INTERVIEW PART 1

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PREVIOUSLY ON BOTMON RETURNS:
Botmon was set up for an interview with The Jooker
Botmon killed The Roddler

THIS TIME ON BOTMON RETURNS:
Botmon returned to the hotel and got his queen of england disguise back on. "I'm ready for the interview" he said in his high pitched british accent
Botmon got into his limo and drove to the jooker's estate.
He went up to the door and a butler came to greet him "Hello Queen" the butler said
Botmon laughed and ate the butler's nose. The jooker came out of a room "come in queen of england" the jooker said "i'm ready for the interview"
Botmon disguised as the queen of england went into the jooker's office.
"so wats ur first question" the jooker asked
Botmon looked at the question list the CIA had given him. "Where were u born?"
"Detroit Michigan" the jooker said
"Have u ever done drugs" botmon disguised as the queen asked
"Ha yes i've done a total 17 billion pounds of cocaine" the jooker said
"Holy shit" botmon said
"Ikr" the jooker said.
"so what are ur opinions on botmon?" Botmon/the queen of england asked
"Um well I think thats hes a fuckin bat-bitch with no fuckin life and i want him to know that i raped the shit out of Rochel, his girlfriend's dead body." The jooker said
"U fuckin bastard" botmon said
"Whatd u call me?" The jooker said "i dont like hearing that languange from the queen"
"I called u a bastard. And I'm not the queen." Botmon said
"Wat" the jooker said
Botmon's disguise went away. "I'm botmon. Bitch."
"Holy fookin shite" the jooker said

NEXT TIME: BEATIN

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