botmon pulled up to the airport and entered the place. He had already bought the tickets to australia online
"u got tickets m8?" The guard asked
"jajajaja" botmon said
"that makes no sense but kk" the guard said and let him through. Botmon got into the waiting area
suddenly the lights went out "what the shit" botmon said
The voice of The Roddler came over the intercom "hey scrubs lolol" the roddler said "if u want to get on ur flight to australia, u must answer my riddle:
What is old but also new, ancient but also modern, and beautiful but also ugly?"
"My wife!" One man yelled "wrong" riddler said and the man got shot
"The original iPhone" botmon said
"GODDAMNIT HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT MOTHERFUCKING RIDDLES? WHAT THE SHIT!" The roddler said.
The power came back on and everyone got on the plane. "its gunna b a bumpy ride hahahaha" the voodoo shrunken head in the front of the plane said
The flight took 69 hours. When they landed, botmon threw up three years of lasanga "what a bumpy ride" he said
Botmon rode his spare bike to a hotel and checked in "alright matey welcome to your new home mate this is the outback mate u best watch ur back matey" the bellhop said
"U fuckin australians r weird" botmon said and took the elevator to his room
"ahh" he said as he laid down in his bed but then he heard a voice. "botmon" the voice said "is that u"
Botmon turned 2 see the spookiest thing yet: Mike Tyson's ghost
Botmon shat all over the hotel room in surprise. "MIKE!" he said happily
NEXT TIME: A REUNION
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BOTMON RETURNS
HumorIn this thrilling sequel to the classic Botmon Begins, Botmon battles new and old foes. TWICE THE VILLAINY TWICE THE DEMONS TWICE THE TYSON AND TWICE THE LASANGA dedicated to Mike Tyson
