Mr. Mysterious: Technoblade

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"What?" I screamed out my window.

"I'm coming in," he said and did. He came into my room and I just laid on the bed. "I wasn't trying to give you a lecture on coming home late. Phil probably was. Not me, though."

"Mh." I didn't say anything and he sat on the edge of my bed.

"Do you want to go mining with me?"

"No," I said.

"Why?"

"Because I wanna sleep. Give me the body pillow. I need cuddly time." Techno stared at me and I sighed. "Then at least give me the weighted blanket. I need weight on me to be comfy." He kept staring at me and I sighed. I closed my eyes and then felt a weight on me. I opened my eyes and Techno slipped an arm around me. He was laying on top of me and holding me tightly. I closed my eyes and he shoved his face against mine. I slept and he joined me too.

"Hey, cute couple, wake up. Be productive today," Phil woke us a couple hours later.

"Shut up, Phil," I said and he laughed. Techno shifted on me and removed his arm.

"Hi, Phil," he mumbled. "Phil!" He yelled and got off me immediately as realization fell over him.

"Morning, Techno," he said and walked down. "I made you both some breakfast. Get ready and come down." I got ready in my closet and went downstairs, eating with Phil and Techno.

"What are we doing, Dad?" I asked.

"I'm not adopting another one," he stated.

"I-I was joking..."

"Oh, thank God!" He stated and Techno chuckled.

"I meant to ask. Who are your parental figures?" Techno asked me. "Or are you an orphan?" He got his sword.

"Techno, no!" Philza said.

"Um... Puffy's my mom," I said.

"Puffy? Captain Puffy is your mom?" They asked.

"Yep. I haven't talked to her in a while, though. I don't know where she is."

"Ranboo can take you to her. He'd know," Techno said.

"If you don't find her, I might adopt you. You're independent." I shrugged and he got his stuff.

"Well, I have places to be," he said and left, flying off on an exploration. I finished eating and Techno was slowly eating. I hugged him around the neck from behind and he played with my hair.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"Nothing," he said.

"You're not eating much. I know something's wrong, Techno."

"I'm okay," he said, trying to convince himself too. I kissed his cheek and he looked at me. "I never asked you to formally be my girlfriend."

"Hm."

"Will you?"

"Of course," I said and he looked better. He finished eating and we went to his house.

"I need to fix everything here," he took everything out of his enderchest. And it was a mess.

"Whatever you can make into blocks, make into blocks," he said. I took them and worked with the crafting table. I made the emeralds and diamonds into blocks and gave everything back. "If you wanna sort the chests, go ahead." I did and they looked so much neater.

"Hi!" Dream walked through the door.

"Ow!" I sat as he hit me with it.

"Oh, sorry. Um... Hi."

"Do you even have a house Dream?" Techno asked.

"The community house-"

"That used to be our house, Dream. Now it's the community house," I said.

"Fine. I'll build a house," he said and walked out. He started building, but Techno got into his mean arc and started leading creepers to his house and blowing it up.

"I feel so bad," Techno said. "He just blew everything up."

"Dream," I sighed and walked out. "Dream, what are you doing?"

"I can't build a fucking house!" He screamed. He face blasted into the snow and I went over. I pet his head and he sighed. "Can you build me a house?"

"Yeah," I sighed and made a small one for him out of quartz.

"Yay!" He said and hugged me. He put in some chests and made it look cute. I went back to sorting Techno's chests and sitting on the floor. Techno walked in and pet my head, ruffling my hair. He messed it up and I whined.

"Techno!" I whined and he laughed. I fixed it and he sat with me.

"Take a break," he said and leaned against me.

"And do what? We're in the middle of nowhere, there's no entertainment, and we both hate human interaction."

"Preach," he chuckled.

"Can I braid your hair?" I asked.

"Hm... okay," he said and we went to his room. I sat on the bed behind him and braided his hair in a loose braid. It ended up looking really good and he liked it too. He put his crown back on and checked out how he looked. Hot. That's all I could think. "I don't know about this, actually."

"You look hot. It's fine," I said.

"That's all that matters."

"Ew. You're trying to flirt."

"No. You're my girlfriend now. I don't need to flirt. You're in my grasp already." I laid down and he threw an enderpearl at me. I caught it so it didn't break and chucked it at him. He let it break and I was teleported to him. I fell and he laughed.

"Ow. I'm hurt. Help me," I acted dramatic and he lifted me.

"Come on. We can check out Dream's house."

"If you destroy it, I'm gonna feel so sad."

"Why? It's not your house."

"Because he's my brother, dude. He's been nothing but nice to me."

"Even when you were growing up?"

"Yeah. He was that protective brother. Foolish barely talked to us. He was always playing and building stuff. He wasn't a bad child or a good child. He was just there."

"I was the bad child. I used to punch Tommy a lot. He cut my hair once," Techno said.

"You're Phil's son?"

"No. He raised me, but I'm not his son," Techno said and I nodded. "I'm an orphan."

"Kill yourself then."