Laughter in the Tombs .xX Villain Lloyd X Reader Xx.

6

He hadn't left his house the next day. His body was still sore and he felt sick. Was it because he could the Ninja's powers? Maybe he was just pushing his body too much. It didn't matter. He spent the day at home, texting his beloved, and just resting. But once night stuck the next day, he was out. He wasn't in disguise for he wasn't in Ninjago City. He was out in the Forest of Tranquility. An excellent spot of a treehouse but he could be spotted easily in something like that sadly.

He walked around the forest. The creatures living inside of it scurrying away from him. Afraid. They weren't even people and yet they knew he was dangerous. He sighed and took out a small box out from his pocket and a lighter. He took out a cigarette and lit it. He put it in his mouth and continued to walk around. The peaceful, silent fore-

" Hey there. Lloyd."

He turned around and saw a lady leaning against a tree. Her long white hair cut straight with two pieces lapping over her shoulders. Her bangs cut across her forehead. Red face paint covered half her face. Her black and blue outfit wrapped around her body tightly with spiked belts around her waist. Unnecessary belts. Punk boots fastened around her legs.

" Who the fuck are you?" He huffed. " The names Harumi, The Quiet One, but you can call me Rumi." That named seemed familiar." Rather call you leave me the fuck alone." He turned around. She chuckled and walked over to him. " Aww, come on. I'm not that bad. Or well, I am but in a villain sense." " You are an embarrassment." " You don't even know me!" " What do you want. Harumi."

She cleared her throat, " I want to work with you." " Ex-fucking-cuse me?" He raised a brow. " You are such a talented villain. Killing lots of people without getting caught. Hiding for the police and Ninja for years. And you even sign every corpse. You are quite the bad boy~" She smirked a bit. " Ok. And?" " And I want to work with you. We could rule Ninjago together!" She raised her arm up.

" Together, we could get rid of the Ninja, bring the world to its knees, and rule like queens and kings! No one could stop us! We would be unstoppable. With us working together, we would be powerful. More powerful than any police officer and more powerful than the Ninja! Think about it, Lloyd. Me, you, my team. We could-"

" Who is your team?" He questioned, interpreting her. " Well, my top generals are an insane girl named Ultra Violet. A strong guy named Killow. And a silent robot named Mr. E." He chuckled, " Mr. E? Is that a pun?" Harumi opened her mouth but paused, " I, uh, never realized that. Not only are you bad, but you're smart." He started to walk again. " I know. I don't need a little girl like you to tell me that."

She walked next to him, " I'm not a little girl! I am a leader. Please, Lloyd, allow me to be with yo-" " You said work. Not belong." He cut her off. "That's what I meant! Work with. But I wouldn't mind being with you as well~" Harumi winked. He growled and stopped walking. He turned around and faced her. Eyes glowing red. " I don't need you. I don't need a team. Nor do I want you. I have my eyes on a lady already. She is perfect. You are just a disgusting, embarrassing fool."

She was taken aback. She hadn't expected this to happen. She had planned out everything. Why wasn't this working!? " Why not!? Why don't you want to work together!?" " I don't have the time nor crayons to explain it to you." He insulted. " Excuse me?" She put a hand on her chest. " What I'm saying is that you're stupid. You know nothing. In fact, you know less than nothing because if you knew that you knew nothing that would be something." He further insulted.

" I expected an intellectual conversation but it seems there's no one around to have that with" He chuckled to himself. Absolutely ruining her self-esteem. He turned around. " But here is a bit of advice. Don't wear a bloody burlap sack on your head, people won't be able to tell where the sack started and where your face ended."

He laughed, " I mean like! You probably wouldn't able to get a dime prostitute on half-price day! When The First Spinjitzu Master rained beauty all over his creations, you probably were holding an umbrella!" He laughed louder, crumbling her self-esteem further.  "You're probably the poster child for the importance of keeping abortion legal."

" EXCUSE ME!?" She yelled. He whipped back to her. " Oh, I'm sorry. I'm only telling the truth. Like how your birth certificate is a letter of apology from a condom manufacturer. You fucking mistake of a villain." She clenched her fists tightly and looked at the ground. She didn't expect such rude comments from him. Not yet at least. She was only nice. He doesn't even know her that well. How could he say that.

 She looked back up to say something but he was gone. She walked over to where he had been and noticed a sticky note on a tree. All it said was maybe but mostly not. There was a chance. She smiled and pocketed the sticky note. That chance was going to come true. And she was going to figure out who this lady he liked was. Once she figured out who it is, they won't be breathing.