Everybody loves effy ~ skins uk

two

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Songs for this chapter...

Monkey wrench - foo fighters

Sk8r boi - Avril lavrigne
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Me and Effy found a seat outside of colledge and Panda came and stood by us. We saw a red haired girl bragging about her boyfriend to a bunch of plastic blondes.

"Bonkers." Pandora announced to god knows who.
"What's surf and turf eff?" Panda said.

"Sex." Effy replied as she took one last inhale of her cigarette.

"Wow, we're gonna have a wizzer time at this colledge ain't we al?" Panda looked at me with hopefull eyes and I smiled.

Panda kept talking about 'surfing and turfing' and then the red haired girl started yelling at someone behind her.

She moved out of the way and there stood an identical girl who was looking at the floor.

"Oh." Effy looked at me. I smirked

"Right, you hate her." Effy noted to herself.

"Who do I hate eff?" Panda looked confused.

"I'll let you know." Effy smirked.

We all stood up and made our way into the colledge.

"Cool." Pandora seemed exited.

"Let's get this party started." I said to Effy.

After following the crowd of people we found ourselves in the sports hall. We find some seats at the front. I turned around and saw the three boys sat a few rows back.

Me and the tan boy locked eyes once again and I smiled.

After a few moments a small group of teachers walked through the door, the most noticeable of which was a flustered looking woman in a hideous dress.

She began doing a speech about school and studying., in the middle of which someone farted which I couldn't help but laugh at.

A man who I recognised from the leaflet to be Doug, apologised for his little mishap and everyone laughed again.

The woman began listing a bunch of things that were forbidden, one of which was smoking, Effy smiled at me clearly proud of her rule breaking abilities.

A small blonde woman stepped forward and began stuttering through a register.

"E-Emily Fitch," The more timid of the red haired twins raised her hand.

"Katie F-Fitch," the other twin proudly raised her hand and looked around at everyone in the process.

"Jonah Jeremiah Jones."

The curly haired boy from this morning raised his hand, "JJ, present!" He bore a large grin.

"J-James cook." The woman stuttered.

"Yo!" The boy in the red shirt looked all too confident for my liking.

"Elizabeth Etonem." Effy raise her hand gently.

A few more names were read out before...

"Fredrick Mclair."

"Yes." The tan boy said as he high fived JJ.

'Fredrick'

I thought. It's nice to finally put a name to such a pretty face.

"Alexandra Turner."

I raised my hand silently. I felt a pair of eyes on the back of my head, I turned to see Freddie smiling at me again. I turned back to Effy who seemed to have noticed his interest in me too.

"I think you have an admirer." She smiled to herself, clearly finding the situation amusing.

"N-naom-m-mi C-Camp-bell ? Naomi cambell?" The woman looked around for some sort of assurance.

A blond haired girl reluctantly raised her hand. The boy in the red shirt ,James cook ,began trying to talk to her and she raised her hand again.

"Excuse me, the boy next to me is acting inappropriately." She rolled her eyes.

"How?" Doug said.

"Wants to show me his tattoo, and not in a nice way." She turned up her nose at cook.

After a moments bickering between cook and the teachers he got his cock out and showed his 'tatoo' to the teachers. Which caused the blonde haired teacher to freak out and everyone started laughing.

Effy was smiling at cook with wide eyes, "I'm betting about an hour before your in his pants." I said in her ear.

Eff turned and smirked at me, "we'll see."

Everyone around us was still laughing and then Doug let out another fart which left everyone in stitches.

A/n: I'm exited for this story :)