I lost
Fuck!
Which means I'm now sat at a table wearing a balaclava trying to work out what the fuck I should say to the entire world
"I feel ridiculous" I grumble as my mother, father and brother watch on, looks of amusement on all of their lips
"You look ridiculous" giggles Camila and then stops abruptly as my brothers hand lands loud on her ass and he growls something into her ear
"I will break your fingers if you ever do that to me again"
"I'm all for violence in the bedroom if you're up for it later on sweetheart"
"Touch me again and I will be 'up for' charges of murder"
"I love it when you're feisty baby girl"
"That's it, I'm not doing it!" I decide as I rip the balaclava over my head and stand up from the table
"You lost, you have to!" Says my brother, crossing his arms over his chest and looking like a petulant kid
"My voice is too distinct, anyone that knows me will recognise it, you do it, you sound just like every other Canadian meat head out there" Camila snorts out a laugh and my brother frowns before turning back to our dad
"He lost, he has to do it, tell him dad!"
"I'll do it" offers Niall "I mean if nobody else wants to"
"Shawn your brother's right, get the balaclava back on and get your ass on the seat"
"No, I'm not doing it, I mean it, this is a stupid Idea"
"You have to" argues Josh
"Well I'm not!" I stamp my foot in frustration and then blush immediately when I realise Camila's watching my tantrum with a look of amusement on her face
"I'll do it" Niall offers again, raising his hand as though he's in class and trying to get the attention of the teacher
"Typical little Shawny, throwing a tantrum to get his own way, he's been like this ever since he was born"
"And you have been a meathead ever since you were born"
"How do you know? You weren't there for the first 4 years of my life and thank fuck for that..."
"Um, guys, I said I would do it"
"Best 4 years of my life, no pissy little brother to come along and steal all the attention"
"Now boys that's enough" my mother finally speaks from the chair I thought she had fallen asleep in, her breath as usual had been tinged with the scent of wine well before lunch time
"Well the best years of my life were when you moved out, we could finally keep the windows closed without choking on the smell of your body odour!" I pretend to push my fingers down my throat
"As interesting as it is to stand around watching two fully grown men throwing a tantrum like a toddler, I do believe we have a volunteer to play the evil, ransom demanding bad guy" Says Camila and Josh and I both turn to look at her
"Yeah who's that?" Asks Josh, oblivious as usual to anything in life that isn't directly about him
"Me!" Announces Niall as he jumps up from his seat with a huge smile on his face "it's a well known fact that all the best villains are Irish"
"Name some" challenges Josh
"Colin Farrell in Dare Devil, Liam Neeson in Batman Begins, Cillian Murphy Peaky Blinders"
"I haven't heard of any of them"
"Wash your mouth out!" Shouts Niall as he walks quickly towards my brother
"Boo!" Josh shouts sending the Irishman scurrying in the opposite direction "Yeah you're a real bad guy Ireland" he laughs
"I can pretend" Niall pouts "I played a tree in our school play when I was younger, my teacher said I was the best tree she ever saw"
"Yeah well now you're the most stupid human being I ever saw" laughs Josh
"You obviously don't have a mirror then"
The whole room falls into silence
"Nice one Camila" I laugh whilst we hi-5 and Josh looks at her like he wants to strangle her to death
"Give me the balaclava Shawn and then watch as I show you all how a ransom demand is really done"
I throw him the balaclava which of course he drops, eventually he manages to take hold of it and pull it over his head before complaining that it smells of the 'gunk I put in my hair' and then taking his seat in front of the camera
"Rolling in 5-4-3-2-1, action!"
*my mini book Fades To Black is now complete with an epilogue almost complete. Please read if you can and let me know what you think x
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