"Do you have everything?"
"Yes"
"You're sure?"
"Well I didn't have much to start with did I since I was KIDNAPPED!!"
"Okay, okay, keep it down" I wrap a hand around Camilas mouth as I pick up her small bag of belongings and start directing her towards the cement steps that lead us up and out of the basement
"Did you get Eugene?!"
"Yes"
"I'm going to have your mother arrested for dog-napping and she's getting the bill for getting him cleaned, it's going to take a hundred washes to get the smell of Canada off of his fur, my poor baby"
"Are you going to stop complaining and start escaping?" I wasn't joking earlier when I said spending more than 5 minutes with her would give me a panic attack all this girl does is moan and complain and bitch and bark insults if there weren't other things she could do well with her mouth then I would have stuffed one of Nialls socks in it long ago just to shut her up
"Well you say 'escaping' Shawn when what you really mean is... are you ready to walk calmly from the house to the car and then drive calmly all the way to New York, it's not exactly 'escaping from a hostage situation' Shawn it's more like going for a car ride with your elderly grandpa"
She huffs her annoyance and then actually starts climbing the stairs and I celebrate inside that we are starting to make some progress
"Niall packed the car so we're ready to go"
"Which means Niall forgot all the important stuff and just filled it with snacks"
"Hey..." I go to argue the point but then realise she's probably right "Your precious dog's waiting for you so just be thankful for that okay?"
The walk out of the basement is silent and so is the walk past the pool house
"Have you recovered from not getting the telenovela ending you wanted?"
"Yes"
"Yes?!, how come? I expected way more complaining and fussing and moaning"
"I don't need to do any of that stuff"
I lower my brows and throw the bag over my shoulder "How come? Giving in peacefully is a very un Camila Cabello thing to do"
"Because I haven't given in"
That's my first sign that something is about to go very, dramatically wrong and very fuckin quickly and as I turn to look at her she screams at the top of her lungs and I drop the bag in shock
"What the fuck Camila?!" I scramble to grab the bag but she's screaming over and over again as she grabs my hand and pulls me towards the car
"He's kidnapping me! Someone help me Shawn's kidnapping me!"
"Stop it!" I whisper yell but she just grins up at me, excitement sparkling in her eyes
"I wanted an escape suitable for a telenovela and I will have an escape suitable for a telenovela" she pouts as she pulls open the passenger side door"
"You will have a bullet in your head if my dad or brother get near us, I throw the bag into the backseat just narrowly missing the dog that jumps into Camilas arms and begins licking her face, making her my stomach turn as I run around the car and pull open the door
"What the fuck's going on?!"
"Shit it's my dad!" I fumble to get the car started and look in the rear view mirror to see my mom lying on the ground just outside the front door whilst my dad, in just his white boxers and white vest struggles with his gun "Fuck Camila! You're going to get us both killed"
"Well if we do it'll be your fault"
"My fault?! How the fuck do you work that out?!"
"Well you didn't tell me you couldn't drive!"
"I can drive, how the fuck do you think you got here in the first place??" Finally the car starts and I'm just about to pull away when my brother jumps like a ninja from the ground onto the hood of my car "MY CAR!!!" I scream banging on the windshield "Het the fuck off my car!"
"Don't worry about it, run him over I'll buy you a new one"
"You'll buy me a new brother?!"
"No doofus, a new car. A decent coloured one this time I can't be seen driving around New York in a car this colour"
I reverse the car and my brother tumbles to the ground and I laugh, hoping it hurt and then finally get the car to move forward and I slam my foot on the gas, accelerating and escaping as fast as possible whilst bullets begin to fly all around us
"ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!" I yell at Camila and she bounces a little on her seat like a little kid
"I'm sooo happy, this is going to get us nominated for an Oscar!!"
"An Oscar?! Can I come to the oscars?" We both turn to see Niall peeking out from under the pile of bags "Hi guys, are we nearly there yet?"
"NIALL!!!!" We both scream in unison
"Surprise?"
*the end???? What do you guys think??? I don't hate this as the ending but it's not the ending I planned
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