RonnieColn Island

Island Shenanigans

The next morning Lincoln is awakened by Ronnie Anne calling his name.

Ronnie Anne: "Lincoln, Lincoln! Where are you?!"

Lincoln: "Huh, Ronnie Anne?"

Ronnie Anne notices Lincoln and runs over to him.

Ronnie Anne: "Lincoln! Whether or not we get along, we need to find a way off this island and back home. We can work together to get home, then we never have to speak to one another again. Got it?"

Lincoln (yawns as he's still trying to wake up): "Of course, Ronnie Anne."

Ronnie Anne: "Now get up, I will need your help. We can make words out of rocks and sticks so people in the air can see them."

Lincoln gets up from under the large leaf he was using as a blanket. Ronnie Anne turns back around to look back at Lincoln to make sure he was following him.

Ronnie Anne: "Hurry up, lame-o! The faster you go, the faster we'll get off th....

Ronnie Anne stops herself mid-sentence and sees Lincoln is only wearing his khakis that he fashioned into shorts. She notices he has nice biceps along with abs. She blushes bright red.

Ronnie Anne: "Bah, bah, bah.."

Lincoln (looking at her confused): "Ronnie Anne? Are you okay? OHH! My clothes. I'm sorry. It's just too hot to wear that dress shirt. The khakis were too hot, too. So I cut them down into shorts. I'm sorry if it's too much.

Ronnie Anne shakes her head enough to take her out of her trance.

Ronnie Anne: "It's fine. Just follow me."

Ronnie Anne is thinking to herself: "Wow, he's pretty hot. Along with that cute face and adorable white hair." She slaps herself. "Snap out of it, Ronnie Anne."

Lincoln: "Ronnie Anne...did you just slap yourself?"

Ronnie Anne: "Don't worry about it, loser."

Lincoln: "Okay, okay. I don't want to you slap me again."

Lincoln notices she's still wearing her grass skirt with the coconut bra he made for her. He thinks to himself: "Wow, she's got a pretty hot body. Nice looking breasts from what I can see with her bra on, and I can kind of see her panties through her grass skirt. She didn't put enough grass to hide everything..Wait, what am I thinking? I need to snap out of it. We hate each other."

Ronnie Anne: Here's some rocks..and sticks. We should spell out 'Help. Stranded'."

Lincoln: "Let's do it."

They both do just that hoping an airplane, helicopter or even boat will see it.

Lincoln: "Thankfully, it's a big beach and we could spell it out."

Ronnie Anne: "Do you know how to make shelters?"

Lincoln: "I think I could make us a shelter. Just need some more sticks, leafs and vines. I could make a shelter for us."

Ronnie Anne: "A shelter? Don't you mean two? I'm not sharing with you, lame-o."

Lincoln: "Okay, okay..fine."

Lincoln is able to make two pretty crude shelters out of what he can. 

Lincoln: "Hopefully that works for now."

Ronnie Anne: "Is this the best you can do?"

Lincoln: "I'm sorry, it's the best I can with the available materials."