We were planning to make each other omelets in the morning, this is how it went:
{Friend (Oscar) : O}
{Me : T}
O: You know breakfast?
T: Mcxcuse you?
O: What about breakslow?
T: What about it?
T: I can make you an omelet in the morning
O: What?
T: What?
O: No I can make you a omlet
T: Wtf? Ok
O: Wait
O: Uhhh
O: No?
T: Pff-
O: Should I actualy?
O: I mean I can
O: But I don't wanna cary an omelet from my house to yours at 5 in the morning
T: I can make you and omelet instead
T: Just be at my house by 8
O: How abt 6:30
T: 8 am? Why would you wanna get up earlier?
O: 7 take it or leave it
T: Why so early!?
O: Well what time then?
T: 8
O: 7 55
O: Also what are we doing?
T: ...
*Me calling his ass*
T: "MAKING OMELETS YOU DUMB ASS!!!"
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