Me: "Umm, sir?"
Him: "Yes, what do you need?"
Me: "The uh, the project is gone..."
Him: "What do you mean 'gone'?"
Me: "Bit- It's gone! How do I explain that for you? It's gone, not here, missing in action, out of view, not in sight, absent, unattending. Wtf do you want me to say???"
Him: "Then what are you doing here, go get it!"
Me: "That would be a lot easier if WE KNEW WHERE IT WAS-"
Him: "IT COULDN'T OF WENT FAR THOUGH!-"
Me: "SIR, IT'S AN INANIMATE OBJECT, IT DIDN'T JUST RUN AWAY, SOMEONE TOOK IT-"
Him: "THEN FIND IT!"
Me: "ONLY YOU HAD ACCESS TO THAT!-"
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Incorrect Friend-Group Quotes
Comédieshit that I can confidently quote from any of my friend groups