Incorrect Friend-Group Quotes

- Midnight Meltdowns -

Me: This is your early morning, inconvenient, existential crisis for the day; and I'm here to tell you that
🌟Happiness Is Temporary 🌟
😊

Friend: NOOOOO I DID NOT NEED THIS RIGHT NOW 💀💀

Me: XD Look, if I have to have a mental breakdown at midnight, then you're suffering with me!

Friend: Wowwwww sounds so fun!!!  Goals!!1!1!1!1!!1

Me: Yasss, but At least you got the light stuff-

Friend: It took me a bit too long to realize what lights you were talking about LMFAOO
Friend: Everyday my brain works less and less

Me: XD I feel like you're struggling even without my breakdowns 🤣

Friend: Factssssssss 💀

Me: Also, didn't get the chance to ask, but WTF ARE YOU DOING AWAKE!?

Friend: MY ROOM IS WAY TOO HOT TO SLEEP

Me: ok, but fair

Friend: SPEAKIGN OF WHICH, STOP SEWING AND GO TO SLEEP

Me: IM NOT SEWING THIS TIME, I'M DRAWING HAPPY LITTLE TREES

Friend: HAPPINESS IS TEMPORARY, REMEMBER?? SLEEP

Me: I NEED ALL THE HAPPINESS I CAN GET

Friend: HAPPINESS IS NOT REAL, IT IS SIMPLY A TEMPORARY ESCAPE FROM THE SURROUNDING DOOM

Me: I KNOW THAT, BUT WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOST TO DO? WASTE A 3RD OF MY LIFE BEING UNCONSCIOUS???

Friend: YEAH, AT LEAST YOU CANT FEEL SAD WHILE UNCONSCIOUS

Me: THAT IS SO NOT TRUE AND YOU KNOW IT 🌟 N I G H T M A R E S 🌟

Friend: WELL YEAH BUT YOU CANT REALLY CONTROL YOUR THOUGHTS AT LEAST

Me: L U C I D  D R E A M S

Friend: ✨ R E A L I T Y  E S C A P E✨

Me: REALITY IS NONEXISTANT

Friend: NOT THIS AGAIN

Me: THIS IS ALL A SIMULATION, I'M JUST A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION LIVING IN YOUR HEAD

Friend: PISS OFF, NOT HAVING THIS MENTAL CRISIS AGAIN

Me: B E T

Friend: NOOOOO

Me: I'LL FIND SOMETHING FOR YOU TO STAY UP FOR HOURS THINKING ABOUT

Friend: NOPE NOPE NOPE

Me: I CAN AND I WILL, TAKE THESE:

Friend: NOOOOOO

Me: S U F F E R

Friend: NO THANK YOU

Me: Good night! Don't stay up too late! 😊🖕

Friend: I hope you sleep very uncomfortably 😘🖕

Me: Jokes on you, I have melatonin chocolates 😘🖕

Friend: Aw damn, Nevermind. That shits gonna be comfyyyyy

Me: Indeed it will, Nighty night ^^

Friend: Goodnight!!