Friend (Wes) : W
Me (Taji) : T
T: I've got a serious question tho...
W: Bet
T: ...
T: Ok...
W: ?
T: If the wheel fell off of a jet ski, how many pancakes would it take to mow the roof off of a dog house?
W: ...
W: There are no wheels on a jet ski, only skis, therefore it wouldn't take any wheels but if we were talking skis, We would convert those last three skis into pancakes therefore it would take three pancakes to mow the roof off of a doghouse
T: YESH
W: Big Brain Wes is on the case
T: This is why we're fvcking fried as
W: Indeed, we are fried
T: *friends
T: Fvck
W: Oh yeah, that too
T: 🤣
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Incorrect Friend-Group Quotes
Humorshit that I can confidently quote from any of my friend groups
