Bolded = Name of one of the statues
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Me: Sky, stop trying to scale Cock Piglin......
Marcia: JACK! STOP HUMPING THICC-BOI CHARLES BADONKADONK!!!
Jack: *SNORT*
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Sky: TJ!~ Jack is sexually harassing my Thicc ass boi again!~
Jack: NO I'M NOT!
Marcia: The horse statue?
Me: YUP
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Me: JACK! STOP TAKING SELFIES AND GET THE PITURE OF ALL OF US!?!
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Sky: Don't be taking pictures of me on my Thicc piglin
Me: Too late, Already on it
(The picture in question)
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Sky: yeah, Jack's gonna take the whole thing home...
Sky: and shove it...
Sky: up...
Sky: his...Sky: Stair case! And put it up in his room!
Me: The... Lamppost...?
Sky: Y E S
Me: ...
Me: MARCIA COME BACK-
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(Left behind and lost) Me: Excuse me sir, have you by any cjance seen 3 morons on bikes pass by? One of which carrying what looks like the top of a lamppost light and the girl looking the most miserable?
Stranger: *points up the bike trail hesitantly*
Me: Yeah? That way?
Stranger: *Nods*
Me: Ok, thank you!
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Incorrect Friend-Group Quotes
Humorshit that I can confidently quote from any of my friend groups