the two horse statues, a pig statue, and a lampost...

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Me: Sky, stop trying to scale Cock Piglin...

Bolded = Name of one of the statues ------------------Me: Sky, stop trying to scale Cock Piglin

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Marcia: JACK! STOP HUMPING THICC-BOI CHARLES BADONKADONK!!!

Jack: *SNORT*

Jack: *SNORT*

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Sky: TJ!~ Jack is sexually harassing my Thicc ass boi again!~

Jack: NO I'M NOT!

Marcia: The horse statue?

Me: YUP

Me: YUP

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Me: JACK! STOP TAKING SELFIES AND GET THE PITURE OF ALL OF US!?!

Me: JACK! STOP TAKING SELFIES AND GET THE PITURE OF ALL OF US!?!

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Sky: Don't be taking pictures of me on my Thicc piglin

Me: Too late, Already on it

(The picture in question)

(The picture in question)

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Sky: yeah, Jack's gonna take the whole thing home...

Sky: and shove it...
Sky: up...
Sky: his...

Sky: Stair case! And put it up in his room!

Me: The... Lamppost...?

Sky: Y E S

Me: ...

Me: MARCIA COME BACK-

Me: MARCIA COME BACK-

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(Left behind and lost) Me: Excuse me sir, have you by any cjance seen 3 morons on bikes pass by? One of which carrying what looks like the top of a lamppost light and the girl looking the most miserable?

Stranger: *points up the bike trail hesitantly*

Me: Yeah? That way?

Stranger: *Nods*

Me: Ok, thank you!

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