𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐂𝐇: 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

Season 6, Chapter 12

Director: "Dear Chairman."

Fade in to Caboose's mind.

Director: "I too hold the protocol in the highest regard. The doctrine kept us all safe during the Great War. If you are insinuating, sir, that we violated it in any way, or that we were derelict in our duty to the military, well then I suggest you be direct, and tell me exactly how we did so."

Cut to Church's ghost standing over Caboose's body, surrounded by everyone else.

Wade: "What the fuck is going on?"

South: "Care to explain that?" (Points at Church)

NH: "I think we'd like an explanation Church. Considering you never showed this to us."

Church: "Guys, stay calm. We can explain."

Washington: "We don't want explanations, We want the truth. Now. "

Arizona: "When were you gonna tell us about this?"

Zeta appears.

Zeta: "Okay, maybe we should start from the beginning. You see, Caboose here, killed Church by accident once. Well actually, more than once."

Wade: "He did WHAT?!"

Caboose: "Not my fault. Tucker did it."

Church: "Shut up."

Nevada: "He killed you. As in... dead."

Ash: "It's complicated."

Zeta: "Very. Complicated."

Sarge: "Then we reached an agreement. I built Blue over here a new body-"

Church: "Agreement? More like we kicked your ass, and you didn't have much of a choice of what you wanted to do.

Sarge: "Who kicked what now?"

Simmons: "What're you, an idiot?"

Sarge: "You wanna take that back."

Church: "You guys totally gave up!"

Grif: "Bullshit."

Church: "That was the time that Tex and Ash kicked your asses all over-"

Nevada: "Stop. Focus. How did you build him a body?"

Sarge: "With a robot kit of course. I'd already used ours to build our helper. Lopez."

Simmons: "And a mighty fine job you did too, sir.."

Grif: "Yeheah, it's always great to have a helper no one can understand."

Sarge: "Blue Team hadn't used theirs for some reason, and they even had an extra. We used that for your buddy, uh, whatsername."

Washington: "And that didn't strike anyone as odd? That you would have a kit to build a robot that looks like a soldier?"

Wade: "How does that even work?"

Simmons: "That's just standard issue equipment. Right?"

Rhode: "What? No. Have you ever run in to anyone else who has one?"

Simmons: "We don't really get out that often."

Sarge: "Okay, smart guys. If they're so rare, then why did Command send us upgraded ones when we were told to ship out to Rat's Nest?"

Ash: "You guys went to Rat's Nest too?"