𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐂𝐇: 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

Season 6, Chpater 13

Chairman: "Dear Director."

Fade in to the Reds in one Warthog being chased by another.

Chairman: "Our laws are not designed to outline every possible infraction that may take place! However the spirit of the law is clear. Blatant disregard for the safety and well-being of our citizens, in any form, will always be a punishable offense, regardless of how well, or by whom that offense has been justified."

The Reds are in the lead car, being fired upon with Shadow and Wade returning fire with their battle rifles while holding on to the Warthog in the back.

Simmons: "Here they come!"

Sarge: "Simmons, what're you waitin' for? Shoot 'em!"

Simmons: "I can't! The stupid gun is jammed!"

Sarge: "Step on it, Grif."

Grif: "Yeah, no shit!"

Sarge: "Whose idea was it to steal a jeep from these guys anyway?"

Shadow/Wade: "Seriously Sarge?!"

Cut to Wash, freelancers, and the Blues watching.

Washington: "Nuhh, I knew this plan wouldn't work."

Church: "We all knew this plan wouldn't work. None of our plans ever work."

Caboose: "That's why we carry guns."

Washington: (Mockingly) "We can get a car, no problem. We're better with vehicles than the Blues, let us handle this." Why did I even listen to them?"

Church: "I told you not to."

Washington: "Yeah, well, I already stopped listening to you Church three bases ago."

Caboose: "Well that's not very-"

Washington: "And I never started listening to you. Seriously! How come the only people on your teams I can listen two are literally only three people."

The chase continues.

Sarge: "Force them into the wall!"

Grif: "On it!"

The pursuing car enters the base,

Grif: "Where'd they go!?"

Wade: "Did ya lose them?"

Grif: "Looks like it."

They skid to a stop as the other car works its way through the base.

Sarge: "What in Sam Hell? I don't believe it.

Grif: "Well Sarge, I guess you owe me an apology. Turns out I'm not such a bad driver after-"

The other jeep emerges from the base right in front of them.

Grif: "..,all."

The other jeep's gunner turns the turret toward them.

Grif: "Aw come on, what the fuck!"

Shadow: "Move!"

The Blues and freelancers watch the chase resume.

Caboose: "Aw man. That jeep has a really big gun.

Church/Zeta/Ash: Don't get any ideas.

Washington: (sigh) "Well, I guess one of us better get down there and save them."

Freelancers and Alexis: "Not it."