Lou: i have some very important news
Cat: shoot
Lou: what?
Cat: shoot. go for it. go ahead. proceed. continue. explain. need i say more?
Lou: touché
Cat: so your news
Lou: i have found a new love
Cat: oh really
Lou: yes indeed
Cat: care to name this miraculous new love?
Lou: my cat
Cat: aw you softie
Lou: it's true
Lou: i'm madly in love with my cat
Lou: she's sweet and beautiful and intelligent and funny and slightly sarcastic, and just yesterday she fell asleep in my arms and it was one of those rare times where she allows me to kiss her
Cat: oh?
Lou: i worded that wrong
Lou: i meant, when i'm allowed to kiss her
Cat: how sweet
Lou: i love her to death and i tell her all the time
Cat: does she answer?
Lou: no. she's a cat. i thought i specified that
Lou: guess what her name is
Cat: um benedict cumberbatch
Lou: uh no
Cat: bandaid cabbagepants
Lou: no
Cat: bumperstump curdlesnoot
Lou: where do these names come from?
Cat: idk
Cat: i give up
Lou: her name is catherine
Cat: did you name her after me?
Lou: no she came prenamed
Lou: but it's such a pretty name, don't you think?
Cat: of course i'll think my own name is pretty
Lou: well duh on me then
Cat: duh indeed
Lou: again, touché
Cat: word of the day?
Lou: how'd you guess?
Lou: for that matter, how'd you know I had words of the day?
Cat: i guessed
Lou: fair enough
Lou: do you have a word of the day?
Cat: yes
Lou: and it is...
Cat: yes
Lou: ah well played
Cat: ;)
Lou: i dare you to answer every question i ask with your word of the day
Cat: game on
Lou: do you smell like poop?
Cat: yes -_-
Lou: is your name bumperstump curdlesnoot?
Cat: yes
Lou: do you enjoy the taste of monkey feces?
Cat: ...yes
Lou: is your middle name trashy?
Cat: yes
Lou: ok bumperstump trashy curdlesnoot
Lou: are you a maggot?
Cat: yes
Lou: do you love me?
Lou: cat?
Lou: hello?
Lou: message received
Lou: touché
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