Lou: hello?
KittyCat: hi
Lou: i'm so glad you're ok
KittyCat: i've actually got a large bruise on my leg but i'm fine
Lou: what?! from what? are you alright?!
KittyCat: the moon.
KittyCat: MY ABUSIVE BF WHAT DID YOU THINK?
Lou: oh
Lou: sorry
Lou: do you need a tylenol or something
KittyCat: no i need a friend and a new boyfriend
Lou: i can fix that
KittyCat: which one
Lou: either. both. which would you like me to be?
KittyCat: how about the ass-kicker of ian
Lou: who's ian
KittyCat: a llama
KittyCat: MY BF GOD LOU
Lou: sorry geez
Lou: someone's in a sarcastic mood today
KittyCat: no kidding
Lou: geez should i stop talking or what
KittyCat: talking.
KittyCat: TALKING.
KittyCat: GOD LOUIS
KittyCat: THIS IS A TEXT CONVERSATION
Lou: holy shit are you mad or what
KittyCat: great one sherlock. how'd you figure that one out?
Lou: maybe i should let you alone...?
KittyCat: no i need to let this all out
Lou: i get that, but...maybe, not on me?
KittyCat: what do you suggest, my llama friend?
Lou: OMG CAN I MEET HIM? I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET A LLAMA
KittyCat: god lou
KittyCat: are you being stupid on purpose
KittyCat: i'm REALLY not in the mood for idiocy rn
Lou: sorry, i'll be intellectual now
Lou: *adjusts tie, pushes glasses up nose* so what really is man's purpose on life?
KittyCat: srsly? how sexist was that? "oh, man has a purpose worth pondering, but women just cook and clean."
KittyCat: i'm so done
KittyCat: i'm leaving srsly
Lou: while you're up could you make me a sandwich?
Lou: cat?
Lou: too much?
Lou: cat?
Lou: sorry
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FanfictionWhat would happen if Louis Tomlinson got your phone number? What if he got it, and fell in love with you? This is the story of how the very thing happened to me. My name is Catherine Lee Grace, and this is my story. What would happen if a girl gave...
