unknown number: hello der
KittyCatherine: who is this?!
unknown number: louis
KittyCatherine: OMG louis rodriguez?!? how'd you get this number?!
unknown number: no who is louis rodriguez
KittyCatherine: he's (pardon my french) a bitchy asshole who's always trying to get my number but he can't tell me that he likes me so instead he acts like a fucking asshole and always gives me shit for not being perfect
unknown number: do you want me to (pardon my french) beat his ass for you?
KittyCatherine: that's chivalrous and all but how? you don't know him
unknown number: you don't know that
KittyCatherine: i quote: "who is louis rodriguez"
unknown number: i might have just been confirming that it was the louis rodriguez i know
KittyCatherine: do you know louis rodriguez?
unknown number: no
KittyCatherine: HA
unknown number: but that wouldn't stop me from beating his ass
KittyCatherine: how sweet
unknown number: i'm made of sweetness
KittyCatherine: not that you aren't enthralling, but i have to go
unknown number: awww
KittyCatherine: before i leave who are you anyway??
unknown number: my name is louis and i'm not saying any more
KittyCatherine: i'll put that in my contacts then
KittyCatherine: ok bye
Louis: good night
KittyCatherine: how do you know it's night where i am
Louis: good bye then
KittyCatherine: bye
Louis: bye
Louis: i'll text you later
Louis: bye
*dedicated to louttays again bc she's pretty great*
*A/N louis rodgriguez is pronounced like lewis just so you know;)*
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