Louis: catherine?
Louis: i know you're online i can see when you've read my texts
Louis: are you mad at me?
KittyCatherine: YES GODDAMMIT
Louis: why
KittyCatherine: because just when i thought we were friends you go and say some shit about runon sentences instead of saying something like "aww you ok it'll be ok" or something like that
Louis: i can do that now if you want
Louis: aww don't be upset it'll be ok do you need a hug?
KittyCatherine: pretty sure you can't send hugs through phones louis
Louis: SCREW THAT *sends hug through phone*
KittyCatherine: *grudgingly accepts hug*
Louis: are we friends again?
KittyCatherine: were we friends in the first place?
Louis: touche
KittyCatherine: sure we're friends
Louis: score
KittyCatherine: and just what is that supposed to mean?
Louis: it's a dude thing
KittyCatherine: whatever *flips hair*
Louis: you know i never got the hair flip thing
KittyCatherine: its a girl thing
Louis: how do you know i'm not a girl
KittyCatherine: your name is louis
Louis: you know my name not my story
KittyCatherine: on several occasions you have said you are a boy
Louis: liar
KittyCatherine: i quote: "well i'm a guy, so...i'm not pregnant"
Louis: how do you know i wasn't lying
KittyCatherine: because i trust you
Louis: aww how sweet
KittyCatherine: you're being difficult
Louis: and you still love me
KittyCatherine: where did that come from
Louis: nowhere. everywhere.
KittyCatherine: i feel the zen
Louis: deep breaths. center your chakra.
KittyCatherine: what the hell is a chakra
Louis: i don't know it just sounded right
KittyCatherine: you're something you know that?
Louis: pretty sure everything in the universe is something
KittyCatherine: i beg to differ
KittyCatherine: black holes are the absence of matter
Louis: fine smartass
KittyCatherine: i have to go
Louis: ok bye then
YOU ARE READING
My BooBear
FanfictionWhat would happen if Louis Tomlinson got your phone number? What if he got it, and fell in love with you? This is the story of how the very thing happened to me. My name is Catherine Lee Grace, and this is my story. What would happen if a girl gave...
