The four walk around the desert, still looking for the Tower. Deadpool walked there now wearing his red and black suit and holding his katanas and handguns. Harley, meanwhile, had a cheerleading costume with a bat while wearing a familiar brown hat.
"I spy... with my little eye... something puffy," said Wade.
"Is it a cloud?" asked Harley.
"Yes," said Wade.
"Ooh! Ooh!" shouted Harley. "I spy with my little eye... Something yellow."
"Sand," said Wade. "I spy with my little eye... something white."
"Cloud!" laughed Harley.
"I am so in love with you right now," said Wade.
"Oh my God!" shouted Peter. "Do you two ever shut up?"
"Now you know how I feel," sighed Bruce.
After an hour, they see a very tall tower on the horizon.
"Oh, thank God!" shouted Peter.
The four of them run toward the tower.
After an hour, they see that at the base of the tower is an elevator.
"Hey! Brucie! Look! It's some kind of elevator!" shouted Harley.
"Yep," said Bruce.
The four reach the elevator. It looks rather clean, though, a bit dusty because of the sand constantly flowing into it. The tower is an elevator shaft.
"Uh..." said Wade. "I'm sorry, but Michael Bay called. He wants to sue you."
The other three turn to Wade.
"Four guys? Elevator? Basically ripping off my favorite movie," said Bruce.
"I thought 'Adventure Time' was your favorite movie of all time," said Harley.
"Adventure Time is my favorite Documentary Series of all time, Harley," replied Wade. "I just love it when Michael filmisizes movies!"
"Mine's Star Wars Episode V," said Peter.
"Don't encourage him," said Bruce.
The elevator then slowly opens. A soft sound similar to nails on a chalkboard could be heard from the door opening.
"Lady's first," said Wade.
Everyone looks at Wade.
Harley then stomps his foot.
"Gah!"
The four wait in the elevator listening to elevator music. From left to right, Peter, Bruce, Wade, and Harley, stood quietly.
"Now can we do that scene in Teenage Mutant-?" asked Deadpool.
"No," said the rest of them.
The elevator reaches the top of the tower.
The elevator door opened, very, very, slowly.
*creeeeeeeeeeak*
Peter, Wade, and Harley cover their ears out of pain. Their eardrums trembled by the sound and a sharp pain needled their ears.;
Bruce simply stayed still and ignored the pain. Why? At this point, I think you'd know the answer.
The four walk outside of the elevator and face... nothing.
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DC and Marvel: Secret Crisis
FanfictionAfter Bruce Wayne made a deal with Doctor Doom, an interdimensional wizard who secretly worked for Darkseid, his action caused Five Earths to battle it out in something called the Secret Wars over one wish in a world he created: Battleworld. However...
