Childeren of Serpents

Chapter 4, A Fight on The Streets of An Unspecified City/Town

Once they had payed and exited the hotel they heard the sound of distant fighting.

"We should check it out and see if everyone's ok.." Polnareff suggested, they might even help us!"

Rebecca sighed, "ok fine but only five minutes."

Soon they found the source of all the commotion. Two men were having an argument over the edibility of napkins.

"GOD DAMN IT! YOU CAN'T EAT TISSUES YOU POINTY EARED DUMBASS!"

"What do you mean?????? The tissues I had in Morioh were delicious!"

"MAN, NO WONDER WE'RE SO LOST!"

Spotting the confused pair the pointy eared man waved at them "oh, hello!" he said.

"NO. FUCK OFF. DON'T BRING OTHER PEOPLE INTO THIS." The frost-blue haired man yelled angrily,

"Hmmm... I- I don't really trust either of them...." Polnareff whispered to Rebecca. "They seem sus..."

"I HATE ALL OF YOU! ESPECIALLY YOU MIKITAKA." The blue haired man yelled at the other man.

Mikitaka cried out in sadness at his comment.

"Look, I just want to be friends, I don't want anything bad for you-" Rebecca started.

"UGH!" The angry man cut Rebecca off, "YOU KNOW WHAT!? THAT'S IT!"

With that the air grew cold. it felt as if all three of them were frozen in place, ice crawling up to their necks. Before she could freeze completely, Rebecca took out a flamethrower from her regular sized pocket.

"You better unfreeze us before I make you into a minty smore you frosty bitch." Rebecca said with a terrifyingly calm face.

"UGH. FINE."

"Now then," she exhaled, "What's your name?"

"Ghiaccio."

"Good. Now, would you two like to help find and defeat a vampire named Dio that's been trying to assassinate us?" Rebecca offered (to be honest with you reader, it was less of an offer and more of a silent threat directed at Ghiaccio.)

"Alright!" Said Mikitaka happily.

"Fine," Ghiaccio stated "but ONLY- if Melone decides to come as well."

"Hey guys," as if summoned, Melone walked round the corner. "did someone mention cum?"

"-God fucking damn it- hello Melone." Ghiaccio growled in annoyance.

"Hey Mikitaka can I suck your toes?" Melone asked politely.

"Is this normal for huma-"

"NO!" Ghiaccio interrupted again.

"Hey Polnareff can I suck your toes?"

"NO."

"Hey Rebecca can I-"

"If you ask that question again I will slowly slice your dick of after sewing your mouth shut." Rebecca explained, all too calmly.

"......o-oh ok I'll leave....."

Later that day, Melone was approached by a tall, ominous man with wild blonde hair. The man questioned Melone then asked him if he would help kill Polnareff and Rebecca.

"If I accept his offer," Melone thought to himself, "then I can act as a spy for them."

Melone agreed to help Dio, aware of the fatal risks.