to punish a god (requested tommyinnit au)

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I opened my eyes and looked around, I wasn't in the kitchen anymore, hell, I wasn't in the house! I was on a dark dusty plans biom, iy looked like a possible soul sand valley but the fact I could walk fine proved different. I was tempted to yell out for wil, eret, bad or someone. But something told me it was useless to endeavour...I wondered around, looking for signs of life. I eventually saw a small, faint, strand of green and ran to it.
"this...w-what..."
I shakily pulled up the green fabric, a green and white bucket hat being pulled with it. This is phils. Phil never. And I mean never. He down right refuses to leave without it.
" PHIIIIIL! PHILZA!"
I screamed out, spreading my wings and looking around, screaming out for him while I ran.
"DAD WHERE ARE YOU?!"
"Tommy..."
"DAD?!"
"whered you go Tommy? Why did you leave me?"
I shook and looked around, that's not Phil. I looked for the speaker, flairing my wings and backing away.
"was i not good enough? Was i to overbearing? Why haven't you visited"
"I-I'm sorry- who is i-it-"
"forget your best friend?"
I fell back and threw the dust from the ground at him.
"YOU AREN'T REAL!! THE REAL DEO AND I TALK ALL THE TIME!!!"
"when did you last call me?"
"y-yesterday..."
"so sure."
"shut it, you're still on hypixle! I can visit you whenever! I have tried but dreamXD will never appear at our duels!"
"then I'll come to you, parakeet."
"he-"
Suddenly everything was black.

Real world

I sat up and took deep laboured breath, tears slid down my face. Old memories of a better time came flooding back as I smiled and shook, the joy was suddenly cast over by grief. I had lost them. All cause of a stupid god not showing. I rubbed my eyes as I felt my communicator vibrate, I grabbed it and opened it, rubbing my eyes, only to nearly drop it again.
<timedeo whispers to tommyinnit>: hello, parakeet
I practically flew out of bed getting dressed quickly, I heard a grumble of irritation as I sped to get dress.
"Tommy? What's ha-"
<Timedeo:> im at the giant crater, ill be waiting!
I smiled and spread my wings, using a large gust of wing to shoot me forward. I soured over the ocean that separated my family and the smp. I flew to where lmanburg was and flew over it, looking around. I saw jack and niki talking to a man with a santa hat and orange shirt. He looked heavily confused as the others looked angry. I landed behind him and cleared my throat, they turned to me, the orange man smiled and went to run to me, only to be blocked by an angry manifold.
"what are you doing here. Innit."
"im here to collect someone dear to me. Hello deo! Let's get going!"
Deo pushed past them and walked to me opening his arms and hugging me, I hugged the time god smiling.
"how have you been man! I haven't seen you since my hypixle days!"
"I'm good, I'm good, I asked luke to send you a dream about my arrival."
"yeah! That's how I got here so quick!"
He laughed and smiled, wrapping an arm around my waist.
"guess your head body guard is back in town!"
Niki and Jack looked confused.
"why would he need a body guard? He's not important or anything."
Deo glowered at them, I ruffled his hair and looked to them.
"do you know of business Bay?"
"that multi server company? The one that's like- everywhere but here?"
"it's about to be here- bizel is on his way while luke finishes up a deal."
The two opened their mouths.
"wait, deo, are you the ceo of that place?!"
"what? Of course not! I'm the right hand man and body guard of this man."
He said, pointing a thumb at me as I was texting while they weren't looking, sorting out a finalised deal.
"the vaults need an expansion, but luke just sorted that."
"how is that stupid kid the ceo of business Bay!?"
I looked down slightly as I felt deo move in front of me.
"shut it you gits."
"or what? You gonna kill me?"
Jack taunted, in the blink of an eye, he was on the floor shaking and covered in his own blood, but still healed.
"I think trauma is enough. Leave. Him. Alone."
I heard and smiled.
"hey bizel, hey luke."
The god of dreams and moral nodded to me as the god of oceans and jungles growled.
"can I drown them?"
"nope, to sus."
I laughed as I wrapped them in my wings while deo continued his glare.
"how are you feelin?"
"okay."
"good, enjoy the dream."
I glared jokingly.
"you could have made it less traumatic."
"naaaaah~"
I ran a hand down my face and laughed, I looked at deo as the other two ran.
"let's get you fucks to my house! You can meet some other gods!"
They smiled and followed me through the smp as I walked to the portal, I saw bad and eret talking to eachother.
"guys! I have some people for you to meet!"
I smiled as the two gods walked to us.
"eret, God of forsight, peace, law and sun, bad, God of death, abandonment, mob spawn and night. Meet deo, the god of time and defence, bizel, the god of ocean and jungles and luke, the god of dreams and moral."
"its a pleasure to meet you all, Tommy talked about you a lot in training."
I blushed and sighed in embarrassment, rubbing my face.
"you gonna go see Phil and ranboo?"
"yeah, are the dionysius coupled out or something?"
"no, they are just asleep."
I smiled and nodded.
"ill see you guys around."
"of cource."
I waved and lead the others to the portal as they followed me through the nether.
"hey, who is Phil? And this ranboo?"
"phils is the god of weather, culture, transport between realms and survival, and ranboo is mob spawns the nether and the end."
"ooooh!"
"why do you always befriend the high class gods?"
I shrugged as we went through the portal, we walked and talked as we approached the settlement.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE JUST UP AND RAN!?"
I paled and laughed awkwardly, as we approa h, the others started to act slightly more defensive, thanks to deo.
"its fine guys, they are my family-"
"TOMMY CAREFUL DANGER KRAKEN INNIT I SWEAR I-"
Phil yelled as he angrily ruffled his wings, as he spotted the others he calmed slightly, before tensing again.
"YOU WHERE AT SPAWN?!"
"y-yeah... Sorry-"
"TOMMY I SWEAR TO ALL HIGHER BEINGS I'LL-"
"you'll what exactly."
Phil stopped and sighed.
"so this is the deo you talked about?"
I nodded and hid slightly, I may be a war god, but angry Phil is scary, however, angry deo is down right terrifying. I hugged him, trying to calm him down, it seemed to be working as he relaxed, but kept his glare.
"is this one of them?"
"yeah..."
"fine, let's meet the others."
I walked to the center and started to point around to the different houses.
"Skeppy and bad live together in there. Eret has multiple houses that's the one they live in here. schlatt and  Wilbur live there. fundy lives next to eret, techno and phil have that's nice ass house. Tubbo and ranboo live in the same house as me, they share their room and I have mine across the hall. Their is a spare house that used to be wils, like and bizel can live there, and deo, I can make you your own house or you can live with me and the other two."
Bizel and like waved to us as they went to their new house, probably settling in.
"let's get to yours then."
I smiled and nodded grabbing his hand and pulling him with me through the front door.
"you're gonna have to share a room with me, if that's okay?"
"sure, Tom's."
I nodded and walked to the kitchen as I turned the corner I was tackled.
"TOMMY!! I THOUGHT WE WHERE UNDER ATTACK YOU DUNNDER HEAD!!"
I hugged the goat hybrid and sighed.
"sorry, I was picking up some new roomies."
"oh really? Who?"
"business Bay boys."
"oooh! I haven't seen them since smp earth!"
Deo smiled and leaned on the door frame.
"hello, how are you?"
"good!"
"who are you?"
Ranboo said, tilting his head.
"I'm Deo, Tommy's best friend."
I smiled and nodded pulling over Deo.
"this is my best friend!"
I didn't notice how the twos postures deflated.