to punish a god (requested tommyinnit au)

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Tommy pov
I grumbled as I woke up, I heard the clink of armour and thud of diffrent objects moving.
"mm..."
"oh! You're awake! Sorry! Did I wake you up?"
I sat up and rubbed my eyes, shaking my head as I felt a small hand hold my own.
"no-" I was interrupted by a yawn."no, it's fine..."
I looked at deo, he was in full netherite and had put his rods and wings. I tilted my head and picked up hades, walking to him.
"where are you going? Do you need help?"
"no, no, sunshine, it's fine, me and some others are going on a bit of a journey to hp the others in the main smp out of the infected area! No biggie!"
He said, clearly forgetting what I was the fuckin god of.
"you're lieing to the god of lies- sparks you're not that stupid-"
He rubbed the back of his neck and turned pink.
"fine! We where going to try get rid of the egg... I wanted you to stay here and rest..."
I sighed and shook my head, kissing his cheek before walking to the desk.
"I want a page of who's going, how the egg has priorly affected them and if they show any sign of deviantcey."
"its me, ranboo, eret, tubbo, bizel and potentially luke."
I hummed, hating to question their loyalty but knowing its for the best.
"any signs?"
"none. As for affects of the egg, its made tubbo cry as far as I'm aware, that's all."
I nodded and spread my wings, looking at them, 'I'll preen them later-'
I sighed and rubbed my head.
"please just... Be careful? I don't wanna raise two kids alone cause both sets of dads choose to fight a distructive creature."
He smiled and walked to me, kissing my head and running a hand through my wings, smiling.
"ill be back before you know its night time, sunflower. You won't have even known I was gone."
I smiled and held hades slightly tighter.
"promise?"
"promise."
He said, walking through the door and smiling back at me.
"i love you, Tommy."
"i love you too, deo. Please be safe. Summon me if it goes wrong."
He nodded and left, closing the door.
I sighed as hades sleepily grumbled, I chuckled and walked to micheal room, checking on the hybrid. He was sound asleep, a note by his bed side from his parents, I gently shook his shoulder, too which he snorted and opened his eyes, sleepily.
"wake up boys, it's time for a fun day out with youre favourite god!"
The two made sleepy noises, as I held them on my hips. We made our way down stairs and into the kitchen, only to be met with a strange sight. Bizel was screaming on top of they counter (in full netherite), tubbo was being held back by ranboo who also seemed nervous, and eret was smiling giddy as deo cooed and luke just blinked.
"i- what the heck is happening?"
"papa? What's going on?"
All eyes turned to me and the other two, including 4 sets of red ones, causing me to jump then stare, the eyes on my wings also blinking at the other eyes. The small hybrid made its way to me and the kids, I smiled and crouched down, chittering at them.
"hello, I'm Tommy. What's your name, dear?"
They looked surprised and them smiled showing two pointy teeth.
"I don't have a name! Most people call me freak! Or vermin!"
I frowned and put down the other two who looked at the new child curiously, micheal immediately rushing to greet them in piglin while hades was more shy to approach.
"how about I give you a... Nicer name?"
"REALLY! Please! That'd be nice!"
I smiled and sat on my knees, motioning them over, they skipped over, their four extra limbs coming into view. I smiled and sat them in my lap, ruffling their hair affectionately.
"how does shroud sound?"
They smiled and nodded, hugging me with all their limbs, causing me to coo and put my head in their hair.
"new brother??"
I looked up to see hades looking at the spider hybrid curiously, his tail flickering behind him as he smiled.
"ill ask them if they'd like that, hades."
I looked down at shroud
"would you like to join my family? You'll have a brother and a cousin!"
They smiled and nodded, chittering and throwing their arms in the air. I smiled and nodded to hades who made and ender-moo hybrid noise turning to micheal and telling him the news, the piglin looked as though he'd been given the world. Dancing around and cheering with his cousin.
I chuckled and looked up, just realising the others where still here.
"oh my gods- I'm a dad of two- I'm so happy- luke-luke I'm gonna cry-"
"don't cry on me you dick-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"ranboo- Ranboo you're burning your skin-"
"it's worth the pain that was adorable!!"
"I'm a grandpa to three kids- i- how do I deal with this emotion-"
"all I know is that I'm still confused as to why he fell onto my cereal! I'm just wanted to eat-"
"shush- look at how cute my husband and kids are- I don't care about food-"
I sighed and held shroud on my hip as hades held my hand and held micheal with the other.
"welp, I'm hungry, any chance I can get breakfast."
Eret smiled and nodded, walking to the stove while muttering something along the lines of 'another to spoil'. I talked to shroud and explained who people where, he was quick to take a liking to deo, who was very walk and helped him keep the correct temperature.
"well, we'll definitely have to get back, me and my sons are gonna have to train!"
He smiled, kissing shroud and hades head. He walked to me and held my still bandaged hands kissing each.
"ill be back, I promised."
I nodded and smiled, kissing his cheek, he smiled and waved as he left with the others... They will be back soon. Its fine.