Hi barb.

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Werehog    Awooo! All the constellations are out tonight. There's Popcorn Pisces, Bro-rion, and there's Recently Divorced Cowboy Leo. This is great! Watching constellations, listening to this beautiful song.

Oscar    What beautiful song?

Werehog    Oh, it's this song that plays all the time on the island, but I only hear it when I have my super sensitive werewolf ears.

Marshmallow I can hear it too

Oscar    Well, I'll be!

Werehog    I'll be what? Arrgh!
Marshmallow ow my ears!

Oscar    You two okay?

Werehog    A note sounds weird in the song. We should go investigate. It's coming from over there. I think we're getting close. And just in time. Goodnight, Werehog. Hello, Hedgehog.

Oscar    Whoa.

Werehog    It's coming from the Soundhouse. I've heard about this place.
Oscar    Look, it's got a piano bridge! Hey, Hedgehog. Does the song sound like this?

Hedgehog     Hehe, Oscar, no song sounds like that.

Oscar    How about this?

Hedgehog     Pfff.

Oscar    Save your applause for the end, please. Never had one lesson.

Hedgehog    Come on, Mozart.

Oscar    Hehe, awww.

Barb    Get back, you spotted bears! Oh, you're just unspotted kids.

Oscar    Hel--

Barb    No time. Come in quick. Welcome to my soundhouse.

Oscar    Whoa!

Barb    Now, normally, it plays a soothing melody. But a pterodactyl wonked up my machine, and now it's broken.

Hedgehog    How'd they wonk it up?

Barb    She came over for tea. She would not stop talking and eating bananas and then whipping those b-skins so hard, with such accuracy, that they kept landing in the same place -- Namely the mechanism for the fourth hole piston where Margaret and Flower work. Those two are very sensitive, and those banana skins went bad.

Banana    Everything good about me is gone!

Barb    And if that wasn't enough, she laid an egg on her way out. A dang dino egg in my fourth hole.

Hedgehog    That sounds bad.

Barb    It is! If we don't fix the song, the spotted bears will come out of hibernation.

Hedgehog & Oscar    Spotted bears?

Barb    Yes. See, they're the protectors of the island. If the music stops playing, the spotted bears wake up to defend us. But if theres nothing to fight off, they will attack us. Very complicated beasts. This is stressing me out. Whoo! I need a snack.

Oscar    You have so many interesting machines. I wonder what this one does. It's a Snoot Goldberg donut machine.

Barb    Don't talk to me about my ex-husband. This is a Barb Goldberg machine. C'est moi. Barb Goldberg. I'm the head of the elves. But enough about that. You kids want some OJ?

Hedgehog & Oscar    Sure!

Barb    Check this out.

Stuffed Animal    Hup!

Hedgehog    Bleh! Blech!

Oscar    This isn't orange juice.

Barb    No, it's old jam. I thought it was weird that you wanted it. You know, not a lot of demand for my old jam machine.

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