(A/N: Yes I put it random order because I like it being random my guy.)
(Twinkle in distance)
Alice: Old and moldy? [Wand twinkles] [Puff] Cute as new. Daddy long legs. Cutie long legs!
(Tapping on stones)
Alice: Ugly Christmas sweater.
Adorable cat sweater for cats!
(Sweater meows)
(Various cute things dance around)
Alice: Ah-ha-ha-ha! My name is Alice Fefferman. And I can make anything cute! [Gasps] How'd you get in here?
(Alice transforms a regular mouse into a cute mouse)
(Giggles)
Susie: Eh, I dunno. Enchanted house stuff's kinda last century, in my opinion.
Alice: Oh, you're so right. I need to challenge myself. I need to find something insanely ugly!
(Gasps)
Freddie: Eggs, mini pizzas, brie, uh... Oh, Hot cross-buns!
Alice: Hi, ugly monster! Hello!
Freddie: No, no, no, no! I'm having a panic attack! [Breathing Heavily] I'm having a panic attack! [Roars]
(Puff)
(Giggles)
(Freddie is transformed into a baby)
Alice: Ah-ha-ha-ha! My name is Alice Fe--
Pepper: [Gasps] He's so cute! Can I have him?
Alice: Yeah, sure.
Pepper: I'm gonna name you Boof Macaroni.
Alice: This is the challenge I needed! I made that monster so cute, and it only took 3 seconds to do. If I can turn a whole herd of monsters into babies, the world would be 52% cuter in eight shakes of a lambs tail!
(Door Opens)
Susie: I hear you doing maths! [Angrily] You're rubbish at maths. What's going on out there?
Alice: -Well I --
Susie: -Too slow, I lost interest.
Alice: Phew. Now I just need to find more monsters. But, they really do hate me.
(Laughter)
Howard: Okay, Oscar. Can you tell me what that is?
Oscar: Those are pupperweeds. Their sap heals emotional wounds.
Howard: -And that?
Oscar: -That's a poisonous gut-shroom! Never touch its gut.
(Gut-shroom whimpers)
Howard: Congratulations, Oscar! You've officially passed the Monster's Wilderness Survival course.
Oscar: Where'd you guys learn this stuff?
Howard: We're educated monsters oscar we all have our PhDs
Alice: Monster, monster, monster, monster!
(Monsters run away)
Oscar: Oh, hey! Huh?
Alice: Aww. I was gonna invite all your monster friends for a tea party, but I guess they hate me.
Oscar: What?! No way! I bet they're just shy. Don't worry. You put the kettle on and I'll go talk to them!
(Alice laughs)
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Summer's is gonna be very intriguing this year (A summer camp Island fanfic)
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