None of the William fucks can Swim.
None of them.
They're bones are like fucking gelatin, but the moment they step in water they harden like really fucking quickly, because that's how it works, need to be flexible and slippery so you don't break yourself while you lead people into hell, and need to sink ( liquid fire is cool) to the bottom of the fucking liquid fire pit because people live there or whatever.
So they're all stretchy and shit until they try to float, then they stiffen and sink and liquid flames aren't meant to be swam in so that wouldn't even help.
Totally not going to use that to give my beloved characters more trauma. I would never do such a thing.
That is all. Del didn't think they were going to die because they fell off of a raft in the mouth of a river. Not like they face planted in the mud and still thought they were going to drown. Their brother totally didn't start screaming bloody murder even though the water was barely ten centimetres deep. They are two completely rational people.
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