Akane Owari has updated her status:
HOW DID YOU GUYS ALL FORGET COACH NEKOMARU'S BIRTHDAY?!
Comments:
Kazuichi Souda: I'm sorry, I was stalking--I mean, going out with Miss Sonia...
Sonia Nevermind: NO YOU WEREN'T PLZ STOP
Nekomaru Nidai: Akane, it's fine! You don't have to make a big deal out of it!
Akane Owari: But it's--
Nekomaru Nidai: If you really want to celebrate, you can do that today!
Akane Owari: ...okay, I'll see you all at the Old Lodge at Jabberwock Island!
Akane Owari has logged off.
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Hajime Hinata has updated his status:
Hey Nekomaru, where were you? I mean, why did you only get your Facebook now?
Comments:
Nekomaru Nidai: It's because of training with Akane. It doesn't leave me much time for social media.
Hajime Hinata: I see...
Nagito Komaeda: I helped Akane with the party, and I think everything's set. Are you coming?
Hajime Hinata: Sure, but are you sure you aren't hiding a knife under the table again?
Nagito Komaeda: Nope.
Hajime Hinata: Do you have the liar disease?
Monokuma: No one has the despair disease, so everything is fine!
Byakuya Twogami: THEN WHY IS THERE ANOTHER NOTE THAT SAYS "The first murder will happen tonight"?!
Monokuma: Oh, that was just a thing I dug up from a pile of junk in my office. I think it was from that one time when you actually DID get murdered...!
Byakuya Twogami: Hmph.
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Nekomaru Nidai has updated his status:
I'M NEKOMARU NIDAI, AND FROM THE DEPTHS OF DESPAIR I HAVE RETURNED!!!
Comments:
Gundam Tanaka: FUHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kazuichi Souda: GIVE HER BACK
Gundam Tanaka has logged off.
Sonia Nevermind: Kazuichi, get your hands off me!!
Nagito Komaeda: Happy Birthday, Nekomaru!
Akane Owari: STOP IT ALL OF YOU
Akane Owari: Okay, maybe not you, Nagito...
Nagito Komaeda: What if I lit a bomb?
Akane Owari: THEN I'LL SNAP YOU IN HALF
Nagito Komaeda: Heh, I'd better not go there then...
Hajime Hinata: Happy birthday, Nekomaru!
Genocider Syo: Psst
Genocider Syo: I have come to seek Byakuya-sama
Byakuya Twogami: Who the bell are you?
Genocider Syo: THAT'S NOT BYAKUYA-SAMA
Toko Fukawa: Don't kill him, Genocider, plz don't kill him!!! Byakuya-sama will never love me then!!!
Genocider Syo: Die, whoever you are! *pulls out scissors*
Toko Fukawa: NO PLZ
Monokuma: The first murder WILL happen tonight!
Genocider Syo has logged off.
Toko Fukawa: ...
Toko Fukawa: I saved myself from myself...
Byakuya Twogami: ...
Byakuya Twogami has logged off.
Byakuya Togami: What the bell?! What's going on here?!
Toko Fukawa: AHHHHH BYAKUYA-SAMAAAA
Byakuya Togami has logged off.
Toko Fukawa: :(
Junko Enoshima: Suffer from despair
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Rainstar123456 has updated her status:
I forgot that yesterday was Nekomaru's birthday D: I'm sorry Akane and Nekomaru! Happy belated birthday, Nekomaru Nidai! Hope you all have a nice day!
Comments:
Nagito Komaeda: hOPE
Rainstar123456 has logged off.
Junko Enoshima: Despair :)
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