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Monokuma has updated his status:

Hey guys I'm going to put you all in a building and I wanna see how long you will last
Oh and this time I'm not going to make you kill because I'm nice like that now go on
This means the Homestuck people too so yeah get in there

Comments:

Leon Kuwata: oH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!!!

Tavros Nitram: wHAT IS THIS,,,,???

Nagito Komaeda: Oh my god you suck Monokuma

Makoto Naegi: Are you freaking kidding me.

Monokuma: No I'm not!

Junko Enoshima: Me too?! Come on, you're not the boss of me! It's the other way round!

Monokuma: I'm actually an AI now... so.......

Alter Ego: Woops

Alter Ego has logged off.

Rose Lalonde: This is new.

Sollux Captor: hey chiihiiro help me try two hack our way out of thii2 me22.

Chihiro Fujisaki: Are you sure that will work...??

Sollux Captor: iit'2 worth a try ii gue22.

Sollux Captor and Chihiro Fujisaki have logged off.

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Nekomaru Nidai has updated his status:

WHERE'S THE BATHROOM I NEED TO TAKE A SH*T

Comments:

Equius Zahhak: D--> Does this place have no towels

Equius Zahhak: D--> I can't find any towels

Equius Zahhak: D--> What kind of residence has no towels

Nekomaru Nidai: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THE BATHROOM IS PLEASE

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Feferi Peixes has updated her status:

-Eridan, water you doing? 38|

Comments:

Eridan Ampora: if i just blast this wwall enough wwith my gun i think i should make a hole and wwe can escape

Feferi Peixes: Glub!! You're barely making a D-ENT!

Eridan Ampora: fef i can do this please

Feferi Peixes: STOP! IT'S NOT K--ELPING!

Eridan Ampora: yes it is

Feferi Peixes: Oh my COD -Eridan!!

Feferi Peixes has logged off.

Eridan Ampora: fef wwait--

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Rainstar123456 has updated her status:

hey john you remember how you were all like "lets do this for the power of friendship" and all that

Comments:

John Egbert: yeah...?

Dirk Strider: Friendship is magic, everypony. Don't forget.

Eridan Ampora: but MAGIC ISNT REAL you landwwellers deal wwith it

Rainstar123456: but isn't that because you have no friends

Sollux Captor: OOOOOOOOOHHHHH BURRRRNNNNN

Eridan Ampora: AM I HOT NOWW SOL

Sollux Captor: NO 2TOP A2KIING ME THAT

Sollux Captor has logged off.

Eridan Ampora: i knoww you think i am sol

Cronus Ampora: eridan stop embarassing us.

Eridan Ampora has logged off.

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Akane Owari has updated her status:

IS THERE NO FOOD HERE EITHER?!

Comments:

Gamzee Makara: tHeRe'S nO mOtHeRf*cKiNg FaYgO hErE, wHaT iS tHiS?

Tavros Nitram: tHERE AREN'T ANY, CHICKEN NUGGETS HERE EITHER,,,!

Akane Owari: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEE

Makoto Naegi: you cant lose hope

Jake English: You cant lose hope!

Junko Enoshima: Shut up

Makoto Naegi: Are you talking to us or them?

Junko Enoshima: ALL OF YOU!! JUST SHUT UP! OR DON'T BECAUSE THAT WILL BE DESPAIRING. I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!!!!!!

Junko Enoshima has logged off.

Vriska Serket: This is 8oring. I'm going to find a way out of here. 8ye.

Vriska Serket has logged off.

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Hajime Hinata has updated his status:

Akane r u ok

Comments:

Akane Owari: fooooOOOOD

Aoi Asahina: DoOOOONUuuuTSSS D:

Hajime Hinata: ...

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Dave Strider has updated his status:

hold on a minute i have an idea; premature cherubs will switch sides when their other half's name is spoken right

Comments:

Dave Strider: hey caliborn get over here will you

Caliborn: WHAT.

Dave Strider: sorry for being a b*tch but this is gonna be downright hilarious

Dave Strider: calliope

Dave Strider: caliborn

Dave Strider: calliope

Calliope: what are yoU--

Dave Strider: caliborn

Caliborn: STOP THAT.

Dave Strider: calliope

Dave Strider: caliborn

Dave Strider: calliope

Calliope: who told him yoUr name?!

Dave Strider: caliborn

Caliborn: HOW AM I SuPPOSED TO KNOW?

Dave Strider: calliope

Dave Strider: caliborn

Dave Strider: calliope

Calliope has logged off.

Caliborn has logged off.

Roxy Lalonde: daaaave :(

Dave Strider: oops

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