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WARNING: The following chapter contains spoilers for Dangan Ronpa 3. Read at your own risk!

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Makoto Naegi has updated his status:

I can't believe there's a third one

Comments:

Nagito Komaeda: What do you mean a third one

Makoto Naegi: But Komaeda you're in the third one, and the second one

Nagito Komaeda: There was a second one? What do you mean

Makoto Naegi: You're in the second danganronpa...

Nagito Komaeda: What's a Dagan Ropa?

Makoto Naegi: No, it's pronounced "Dangan Ronpa".

Nagito Komaeda: A dang an ronpap

Makoto Naegi: Oh my god Hinata how do you deal with him

Hajime Hinata: I don't.

Makoto Naegi: Oh right

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Chisa Yukizome shared a video: (media)

IIIIIIIIIIII'M GONNA SWIIIIIIIIIIING FROM THE CHANDELIEEERRRRRRRRRRR

1264 people like this video.

Comments:

Chisa Yukizome: FROM THE CHANDELIEEERRRRRRRRRR

Aoi Asahina: who killed you

Chisa Yukizome: Who killed you?

12435 people like this comment.

Monokuma: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP

Aoi Asahina has logged off.

Yuta Asahina: wait when did my sister die I'm only on the second game

Chiaki Nanami: oKAY NO SPOILERS FO R YOU YOUNG MAN

Yuta Asahina: no seriously when did she die?!

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Yasuhiro Hagakure has updated his status:

What even is going on in there are you guys alright

Comments:

Makoto Naegi: Well school's started that's one thing I know

Yasuhiro Hagakure: what do you mean by that?

Aoi Asahina: I died

Yasuhiro Hagakure: wAIT WHAT WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE

Makoto Naegi: SCHOOL STARTED AND I DIDNT EVEN SIGN UP FOR THIS

Kyoko Kirigiri: We have to kill each other again

Yasuhiro Hagakure: I DID NOT SEE THAT IN MY CRYSTAL BALL AT ALL

Aoi Asahina: Naegi you lied to me

Makoto Naegi: IM SORRY IT JUST HAPPENED TO BE MY BAD LUCK THIS TIME

Aoi Asahina: Naegi did you kill me

Makoto Naegi: I SWEAR I DIDNT-

Aoi Asahina: If you killed me the first thing I'm going to do when I reach the afterlife is get Sakura's ghost to go down there and beat you up

Sakura Ogami: You killed who now Naegi

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Kyoko Kirigiri: By the way what even happened to you?

Yasuhiro Hagakure: I DUNNO

Kyoko Kirigiri: Oh well, go get help then.

Yasuhiro Hagakure: I think if I leave here I'm going to die so no thanks,

Kyoko Kirigiri: So you'd rather let us die in here than help us? Our friend Asahina is already dead.

Yasuhiro Hagakure: I don't even know what you're talking about

Yuta Asahina: Yeah what are you talking about?

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Nagito Komaeda has updated his status:

I guess Daisaku...

Ban-DIED

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Comments:

Daisaku Bandai: that wasn't funny D:<

Aoi Asahina: No, it really wasn't.

Celestia Ludenberg: I'm surprised you didn't die of diabetes.

Aoi Asahina: okay now THAT was offensive to those who DO have diabetes.

Aoi Asahina: I am Aoi A-SHAMED of you, Celeste.

Makoto Naegi: OOOOOOOOOHHHHH

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Ryota Mitarai has updated his status:

First you hurt Naegi and now me? You're going to get the entire fandom to kill you.

Comments:

Juzo Sakakura: they can try me

Juzo Sakakura: oH SH*T THEY'RE COMING

Juzo Sakakura: FIGHT ME B*TCHES

HATEJUZOCLAN: *ANGRY BATTLE CRIES*

RYOTAPROTECTIONSQUAD: FOR RYOTAAAAAAA (and naegi)

Juzo Sakakura has logged off.

Makoto Naegi: what even-

Ryota Mitarai: this wasn't my fault

Ryota Mitarai: Kirigiri I was just playing Pokemon Go why did you have to drag me into this

Kyoko Kirigiri: You could play some other time.

Ryota Mitarai: no i couldnt

Kyoko Kirigiri: Yes you could.

Ryota Mitarai: What team are you on?

Kyoko Kirigiri: Why should I tell you?

Ryota Mitarai: because there was a Pikachu there

Chiaki Nanami: wHAT WHERE

Chiaki Nanami has logged off.

Hajime Hinata: CHIAK I NO WAIT

Junko Enoshima: and that's how she died.

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Chisa Yukizome has updated her status:

rotten oranges

Comments:

Mikan Tsumiki: WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS

Hiyoko Saionji: Shut up you rotten orange

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Rainstar123456 has updated her status:

Have a chapter dedicated to Danganronpa 3! There might be some more chapters in the future as more episodes come out.