SHORT: nobody likes oma

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Kaede Akamatsu has updated her status:

I am very excited for DRV3 to be released!! :D I'm sure nobody will kill anyone though, I mean we're all friends here-

Comments:

Chiaki Nanami: ME TOO IM GOING TO BE THE FIRST PERSON TO PLAY IT I BET

Chiaki Nanami: ((kind of like how i was the first person to play Pokemon Sun and Moon but shhhhhh))

Kokichi Oma: Ah, what you just said was a lie.

Chiaki Nanami: Wait me or Kaede?

Kokichi Oma: Um

Kokichi Oma: Both?

Chiaki Nanami: WHAT AM I LYING ABOUT HUH EXCUSE ME I WAS THE LITERAL FIRST PERSON TO PLAY POKEMON SUN *AND* MOON AND I ****WILL**** BE THE FIRST PERSON TO PLAY DANGANRONPA V3 AND YOU CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE

Chiaki Nanami: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOURE TALKING TO MR PRESIDENT

Chiaki Nanami: YOU ARE TALKING TO THE ULTIMATE GAMER WHO HAS THE HIGH SCORES IN ALL THE VIDEO GAMES (well except for maybe dating sims) AND THERE IS NOT ONE GAME I HAVE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE DO YOU UNDERSTAND

Kokichi Oma: But you failed at playing Tetris-

Hajime Hinata: DONT YOU DARE BRING THAT UP OR I WILL BRE A K YOU

Kokichi Oma: Someone is triggered, whoops.

Kaede Akamatsu: ..............what

Kiibo: WAIT DID SOMEBODY GET SHOT I HEARD SOMEONE SAY "TRIGGER" AND I CAME AS QUICK AS I CAN WHERE ARE THEY

Kaede Akamatsu: Kiibo no nobody is hurt

Kaede Akamatsu: Hinata-san is just triggered and Nanami-san is being salty

Kiibo: Oh.

Kiibo: What is a trigger?

Kokichi Oma: omg do you not know what trigger means

Kiibo: Uh, no...?

Kokichi Oma: omg??????

Kokichi Oma: lmaO THE ROBOT DOESNT KNOW WHAT TRIGGER MEANS

Kiibo: Please stop this at once, I am still learning things as you are-

Kokichi Oma: AHAHAHA Om G

Kiibo: Do not make me hurt you,

Kokichi Oma: Go ahead! Kill me and prove to Kaede that she's lying that nobody will die!

Kiibo has logged off.

Kaede Akamatsu: WAIT KIIBO DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY KIIBO STOP NO WAIT

Kaede Akamatsu has logged off.

Rantaro Amami: ...............what the f*ck happened

Kokichi Oma: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kokichi Oma: Im outta here

Kokichi Oma: ********* LE DAB****

Kokichi Oma has logged off.

Rantaro Amami: .......................................

Rantaro Amami has logged off.

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AN: Here's a short, one-status chapter for the lols

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